Recent content by ALMIGHTY GOD

Who, Bono? That doesn't sound a particularly friendly gesture of loving goodwill? :p

In the misquoted words of Bono (U2): "He moves in mysterious ways" God once spoke to me through the TV, and another time through a poster on a wagon during a late night journey home. I also saw Him once while on holiday, when He appeared on cue during a slideshow on the crown jewels. Om...

homo? ... Who says it has to be a male on the other end of this electronic highway? It could have made for an intersting thread though, in a weird kind of way? Not one I'd want to chance, and especially not during a thunderstorm!:eek: well the joke seemed to have run its course. :cool: Maybe...

Hey there folks, for anyone out there currently under the impression that I am the Almighty Lord of all that be, I'd just like to own up to the fact that I am actually not God. Sorry. Please forgive me.:D It was worth it for the 'crack' though, I thought. :cool:

That just shows exactly how tough he found it. He never got past the minors. "Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you, especially when you're God and you're running barefoot through the snow"

FYI "God" is already taken, I tried that one already. :cool:

He was?

Think nothing of it. :) Lots of Love, AG

Batter ready for bunt :D Hey, even Michael Jordan found it tough in the big leagues :cool:

I'm the Daddy! :)

Greetings MW, you were spot on with the strawberry, although banana is close second. You want numbers, I got some "lucky" one's here for ya' 7, 11, 14, 21, 32, 34 P.S - Francis I think you have a few issues goin on right now. But please be sure that time is a healer, and that we've got all...

Who's image was man created in? I'm typin away here with my holy fingers comrade. As God you can do almost anything - take any form, be anywhere, fly in outer space. The whole deal. It's actually pretty cool. In terms of computers, you should see the Apple store where I live, it's off the hook...

close ... it ends with "snakey"

I just posted but included a link. The answers may take some time to manifest. AG

{{Pattimax}} (Big Hugs) To quote Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" - same goes for Almighty God.:D Dearest 17th Angel - when you next watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and hear Carlton Banks' words of wisdom spring forth, then your...