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  1. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    An itch that won't quit And the only prescription Is.....is more cowbell.:p
  2. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Progressive Texas Where the stars are big and bright. Bowl of red, no beans.
  3. Jack Halyard

    The Nephilim Race

    I think the question is whether you are or not, Divine. In response to your statement that "we are NOT taller than the NEPHILIM/Neandrethals." (and that's Neanderthals by the way), we are, by average, much taller. On average, Neanderthal males stood about 1.65 m tall (just under 5' 5") and...
  4. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    That is the question. And so, what is the answer? Tartar sauce of course.
  5. Jack Halyard

    The Minister's Wife

    The minister's wife is awful, beautiful, corrupted, decadent, extraterrestrial, foolish, glowing, hillarious, Insane, jealous, kaleidoscopic, lapidescent, miniscule, nihilistic, odoriferous, polyommatous,
  6. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Like dying earthworms, Wriggling on silver fish hooks. Mmm....trout for dinner.
  7. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Rudderless flotsam, Jetsam on the horizon. "Wilson, where are you?"
  8. Jack Halyard

    The Minister's Wife

    The minister's wife is awful, beautiful, corrupted, decadent, extraterrestrial, foolish, glowing, hillarious, Insane, jealous,kaleidoscopic,
  9. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    To brush this stranger Softly with a gentle breeze. Silently caressed.
  10. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    With that rubber tree Began the next adventure. Arborists on tour.
  11. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Predictable day At my desk eight hours too long Tomorrow the same
  12. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Stoked by passion's lusts. No, I don't believe that's it. 'twas the burrito.
  13. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    "Was it over there?" "I think not," said the puffin, But I'll never tell."
  14. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Looking down I sigh Reality just hit me. Oops, no parachute.
  15. Jack Halyard

    Pyramids of Giza

    :)
  16. Jack Halyard

    Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

    A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...
  17. Jack Halyard

    Kiwi

    I really meant to put the link in the Lounge.
  18. Jack Halyard

    Kiwi

    I saw this video today and found it quite interesting. There is a message to it. YouTube - Kiwi!
  19. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Because it is lame Its progress is impeded. Only time will tell
  20. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    A silent voice calls But only the enlightened Understand the words
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