Erizabeth L

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At Wil's request, I'll make a special thread for this:

Have you ever played "Erizabeth L"? That's a game based on a Monty Python skit of the same name:
The Almada is apploaching? Whele is my freet? Whele is Sil Wartel Lareigh? Whele is Sil Flancis Dlake?
Sil Flancis Dlake is stirr in Blistor!
Broody herr!

Tly this one:
Deal Channer Thilteen, Arr the membels of oul kalate crub hele in Toredo learry rove youl Bluce Ree maltiar alts doubre featule evely Fliday aftelnoon at thlee.

Mole difficurt:
Load constluction, foul mires. Shourdel crosed. Tlucks use light rane onry. Reft rane nallow.

Palticuralry difficurt:
Altist Andlew Walhor, flom Pittsbulgh, roved dlawing poltlaits of Maliryn Monloe.

Wir's effolts, typos collected:
Prease letlieve the femare mackeler flom the baller, but reave the lest of the mare mackeler arone.

Ablaham Rincorn said, "Foul scoles and seven yeals ago, our fathels blought folth on this continent a new nation conceived in ribelty fol arr...

Sarry serrs seasherrs at the seashole.

Petel Pipel picked a peck of pickred peppels. If Petel Pipel picked a peck of pickred peppels, whele's the peck of pickred peppels Petel Pipel picked?

Hele's anothel:
In Blitain, erections fol Palriament and Plime Ministel alen't shcedured leguralry evely foul yeals rike Amelican Plesidentiar erections.
 
If zith ith not enough of a charrenge, tly "Erithabes L":
Ze Thpanith Almada ith apploaching? Whele ith my freet? Whele ith Thil Wartel Lareigh? Whele ith Thil Flanthith Dlake?
Thil Wartel Lareigh unfoltunatery ith acloth ze Atrantic plethentry, thupplying ze Loanoke Corony in Nols Amelica. Thil Flanthith Dlake ith thtirr in Blithtor.
Broody herr!
 
Jutht thaw "A Chlithmath Thtoly" again:

Deck ze harrth wis boughth of horry,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Tith ze theathon to be jorry,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Forrow me in melly meathule,
Fa ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra
Whire we thing of Yuretide tleathule,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

Thee ze brathing Yure befole uth,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Thtlike ze halp and join ze choluth,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Don we now oul gay appaller,
Fa ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra
Tlorr ze anthient Yuretide calor,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
 
On ze twerfs day of Chlithmath, my tlue rove gave to me:
Twerve dlummelth dlumming,
Ereven pipelth piping,
Ten roldth a-reaping,
Nine radieth danthing,
Eight maidth a-mirking,
Theven thwanth a-thwimming,
Thikth geethe a-raying,
FIVE GORDEN LINGTH!
Foul carring bildth,
Slee Flench henth,
Two tultre doveth,
And a paltlidge in a peal tlee!
 
Maly Maly quite contlaly
How doeth youl galden glow
With thirvel berrth
And cocker therrth
And pletty maidth arr in a low
 
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Oh-oh thay can you thee,
By ze dawn'th ealry right,
What tho ploudry we haired
At ze twiright'th ratht greaming,
Whothe bload thtlipes and blight thalth
Slough ze pelirouth fight
Oel ze lampaltth we watched
Wele tho garrantry thtleaming?
And ze locket'th led grale,
Ze bombth bulthting in ail,
Gave ploof slough ze night
Zat oul frag wath thtirr zele!
Oh thay doeth zat thtal-thpangred bannel yet wave
Oel ze rand of ze flee, and ze home of ze blave!
 
I just saw an old Victor Borga clip of him reading the story where you add one to everything...

Wait a third, how did it go? Oh I got two. Her husband came fifth, he was so assiten. And then he did verbal punctuation three.

My kids didn't get it, wondered why I thought it funny:(
 
wil said:
I just saw an old Victor Borga clip of him reading the story where you add one to everything...

Wait a third, how did it go? Oh I got two. Her husband came fifth, he was so assiten. And then he did verbal punctuation three.

My kids didn't get it, wondered why I thought it funny:(
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Humour comes in all shapes and sizes... :) I don't find it funny either.

Also do you mean... Victor Borg-e-? Enemy of the fatherland? ;)
 
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