Absolutely stupid quotes

greymare · 07-03-2009, 11:37 PM

I thought, just for a giggle I would start a thread on stupid quotes.

At work last night, whilst scrubbing and hosing the floor, a workmate of mine said.."Gee, i wish they would invent a cordless hose, we have cordless drills, why not a cordless hose.?" LOL

Question overheard in a supermarket deli." How much chicken is in that ham?"

Saltmeister · 07-04-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by greymare

At work last night, whilst scrubbing and hosing the floor, a workmate of mine said.."Gee, i wish they would invent a cordless hose, we have cordless drills, why not a cordless hose.?"

Cordless hose? I think the proper term would be "bucket."

Don't forget to recharge your bucket!

greymare · 07-04-2009, 02:16 PM

Oh i wish I had thought of that reply. You are a genius Salty. LOL

17th Angel · 07-04-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by greymare

Oh i wish I had thought of that reply. You are a genius Salty. LOL

A genius? Well, it's like Joe Theisman always said.... "The word 'genius' Isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Snoopy · 07-04-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

A genius? Well, it's like Joe Theisman always said.... "The word 'genius' Isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

They use hoses in football?

s.

greymare · 07-04-2009, 02:46 PM

depends what they get up to on the football field. LOL.

Snoopy · 07-04-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by greymare

depends what they get up to on the football field. LOL.

Are we talking about the same game? I don't mean the one where Americans go around covered in scaffolding

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wil · 07-04-2009, 05:18 PM

Man makes cordless drills, G!d made the cordless hose....and every man has one.

Does that qualify as a stupid quote?

Where does looking for your glasses when they are on your head, or your pencil when it is behind your ear, or your keys when they are in your hand, or your cell phone when you are talking on if fit in? (I've done all of these) Guess they aren't stupid quotes but just absent minded actions, but it is that absent mindedness that often precedes the stupid quote.

juantoo3 · 07-04-2009, 06:58 PM

Will that vacuum get the fart out of the couch cushion?

seattlegal · 07-04-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by juantoo3

Will that vacuum get the fart out of the couch cushion?

greymare · 07-04-2009, 10:45 PM

roflmao/ nice one.

17th Angel · 07-04-2009, 10:48 PM

123 yes it will... The hoover device can also hide marijuana smoke

islamis4u · 07-04-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by juantoo3

Will that vacuum get the fart out of the couch cushion?

that was real funny...... As much time i spend here i get to know people here have good sense of humor...

greymare · 07-05-2009, 04:03 PM

My dad once told me, "dont point, you'll poke holes in the air and the butterflys will trip."

Ok, not stupid, but its cute. LOL

Tao_Equus · 07-05-2009, 04:19 PM

How about "Islamis4u" ? Does that qualify?