bumper sticker philosophy

[juantoo3]

Gun Control:

Hitting what you're aiming at.

[Saltmeister]

Originally Posted by juantoo3

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Rage against the Pedestrians!

Pedestrians should go back to their own country!

We don't need any more of these Pedestrians in our society. They make transport less efficient. Traffic would flow a lot better without them. They are nothing but a nuisance in a society dominated by cars. Driving is the way to go. Walking is the wrong way. Why can't people do the right thing?

Some people just don't have any respect for the values of our society. This is the car country, not the Johnny Walker country! Get a reality check today.

[juantoo3]

My reality check was lost in the mail...

[greymare]

Mine bounced.

[Dream]

Mine are only starter checks

[juantoo3]

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose

[Saltmeister]

Originally Posted by juantoo3

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose

Then I'll grab my friend's hand and lift it up to his face so he can pick his own nose.
I could help by giving it a bit of a shove too.
It's called lending a hand.
I'd be doing him a favour by helping him save energy.
Picking your nose is easier when you do it with half the energy.
A friend in need is a friend in deed.
Isn't that what friends are for?
Love your neighbour as you love thyself.

In a community of N people, a person only needs to use 1/N the amount of energy to pick his nose than if he did it alone.
That is what I call a collective effort to save energy.
It is where people share the load.

[juantoo3]

Roflmao!