completely useless thread

[wil]

they are using cockroaches to move miniature cameras around thru houses...

with little nudgers behind their front legs to control which direction they move..

close your eyes....imagine there is water all around you...

you are sitting at your computer but as far as your eye can see you are hovering 30-50 feet above the water....

and remember...

your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device...

and the cockroach in the corner has a web cam...

wave!

[wil]

Originally Posted by Prober

When the pilot says "we're going to be landing shortly" does he mean you'll miss the runway?

maybe it is just a cute nickname he has for his copilot.

[Snoopy]

Too many people on this forum have got Attention Deficit Disorder.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
pretty colours .....................................

[Snoopy]

Can I just say that I'm really impressed that some of you regularly get up in the middle of the night to post on this website.

[Pathless]

I've never done that.

looks around sheepishly before going back to bed.

voices heard from the other room:

("you back?"
"Yeah... you been sleeping?"
"Yeah..."
"Good... sorry about that."
"CR?"
more sheepishness "maybe..."
"Uh-huh."
"Love you."
"Love you too.")

[flowperson]

Originally Posted by wil

they are using cockroaches to move miniature cameras around thru houses...

with little nudgers behind their front legs to control which direction they move..

close your eyes....imagine there is water all around you...

you are sitting at your computer but as far as your eye can see you are hovering 30-50 feet above the water....

and remember...

your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device...

and the cockroach in the corner has a web cam...

wave!

See wil...that just goes to prove that we should always believe what is in the movies since this same schtick was featured in The Fifth Element quite sometime ago, AND the US ARMY is actively engaged in research and development to enlist cukaraches as spys as we write these sublime passages to the world and posterity.

flow....

[Pathless]

Originally Posted by flowperson

See wil...that just goes to prove that we should always believe what is in the movies since this same schtick was featured in The Fifth Element quite sometime ago, AND the US ARMY is actively engaged in research and development to enlist cukaraches as spys as we write these sublime passages to the world and posterity.

flow....

Pathless: There's a cockroach knocking on my door. Flow, should I be concerned? They don't usually come around here.

Banging sound. Sounds like a door being kicked in.

Pathless: Hey--uhmm--'scuse me...? Can I help you, man?

Cockroach from Hell: NO. I'VE COME TO STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND EAT YOUR THUNDER.

Pathless: I think you got your line backwards.

Cockroach from Hell: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! I AM ABOVE THE LAW! I MEAN I AM THE LAW!!

Pathless: I am, schmam. Laws are for Looooohooo-zers!!

Pathless makes the 'Loser L' sign with his right hand over his forehead.

Cockroach from Hell: I AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT. YOU MUST BE CONTROLLED!!
(spoken to stage left) GET 'EM BOYS!!

Cockroaches from Hell Squadron 52 rushes in and drags Pathless away.

Pathless: (being dragged away) Hey!! I thought y'all were supposed to just be spies. (voice diminishing, being dragged further away) OW!! Those pincers hurt, man!! Dude. Why can't we all just smoke a bowl?

[flowperson]

Pathless...priceless.

flow....

[Quahom1]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Pathless...priceless.

flow....

Helen A. Handbag... "Good morning Ms. Handbag. Can I get your Husband's name too?"

"Hellov A. Job...we're contemporary...I kept my own last name..."

[flowperson]

And Q, you've really got some dishonorable, but really fast, cockroaches in your squad.

One minute...wow... I'm so not impressed ! Yup...belongs on the useless thread.

flow....

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Too many people on this forum have got Attention Deficit Disorder.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
pretty colours .....................................

And too many others have flashbacks...stay away from the brown acid, don't take the brown acid....


OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, more pretty colours....

[InLove]

I ran all the cockroaches away at my place. The secret around here is to employ some of those really pointy-toed boots for the corners.

I keep trying to be useless, but maybe its just no use.

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by Quahom1

Helen A. Handbag... "Good morning Ms. Handbag. Can I get your Husband's name too?"

"Hellov A. Job...we're contemporary...I kept my own last name..."

Helen Waite runs the complaint department.

If you have a complaint, go to...

[juantoo3]

Elastic smiles

[seattlegal]