Custard Aardvark Exactly Siphoning

[dauer]

World Record Holding Human Siphon Helps Local Cosmetic Surgeon with Routine Liposuction during Yesterday's Power Failure. Next at 11.

[wil]

Great balls of fire we've now got both of them on the top bar! Yes our gasoline fuel sewer waste siphon sucking calculated calculations of conning conniving cohorts into our web is working and quickly replacing religious links with selected options.

Yes we've "sucked" in another one...

What is better a siphon or Archimedes's screw, whether it is nobler to commercially suck volumes of fluid from a cistern to a lower level, or to choose the more elegant and ancient method raising liquid products by a bit of simple seeking our own level of consciousness.

Begs the question whether it is appropriate to twist the spyders into supplying the advertisers... and then once one has been brought to the surface, should one click...click just for the sake of revenue, or click for to commemorate the success of the hunt. Yes we are sucking in the siphoners, but where for art the aardvarks and custard...is there no market and if there isn't should we be creating one? Will the marsupials revolt, will the insects rejoice? Will OSHA care, will the EPA allow, tune in later for the latest thrilling results in....

As the banner waves...

[dauer]

Will the siphoned sycophants of that salacious feline seductress seal our caped crusaders in the slippery ceramic sacrophogae? Will batman best the botoxed beauty's burly brawlers and their bizarrely burgeoning biceps? Tune in next time bat-friends, same bat-time, same bat-channel.

[Tao_Equus]

I get ads for cosmetic surgery, water valves and solenoid valves. But no custard valves for aardvarks yet.

[dauer]

The Vacuum Zone... isn't that something from the Superman mythos?

[flowperson]

Originally Posted by wil

...

What is better a siphon or Archimedes's screw, whether it is nobler to commercially suck volumes of fluid from a cistern to a lower level, or to choose the more elegant and ancient method raising liquid products by a bit of simple seeking our own level of consciousness.
As the banner waves...

I would always advise raising one's consciousness levels through the "screw" approach as oppposed to the "siphoning" approach...but then, I am only a humble slave to conventionality.

flow....

[Tao_Equus]

Originally Posted by flowperson

I would always advise raising one's consciousness levels through the "screw" approach as oppposed to the "siphoning" approach...but then, I am only a humble slave to conventionality.

flow....

There is a time and place for both methinx

[flowperson]

Originally Posted by Tao_Equus

There is a time and place for both methinx

Hi Tao....That lovely french word "trois" comes to mind. But of course we supposed anglos hate anything that smacks of anything French...c'nes pas?
But of course mon ami...a time and a place for both.

*We've got to be very careful here lest that mean blonde woman in the black Bhurka with the beautiful eyes comes along and puts us on our naughty spots, huh?*


flow....

[dauer]

*We've got to be very careful here lest that mean blonde woman in the black Bhurka with the beautiful eyes comes along and puts us on our naughty spots, huh?*

Goldie Hawn?

[Dondi]

Goldie hawn blonde actress model

(Anything yet?)

ETA: Better be careful with some words when googling. A friend of mine was looking for some auto parts and typed in "tranny", but came up with "tranny surprise". You don't want to go there.

[Tao_Equus]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Hi Tao....That lovely french word "trois" comes to mind. But of course we supposed anglos hate anything that smacks of anything French...c'nes pas?
But of course mon ami...a time and a place for both.

*We've got to be very careful here lest that mean blonde woman in the black Bhurka with the beautiful eyes comes along and puts us on our naughty spots, huh?*


flow....

You really think I could get so lucky twice!!??!!

[Tao_Equus]

Originally Posted by Dondi

Goldie hawn blonde actress model

(Anything yet?)

ETA: Better be careful with some words when googling. A friend of mine was looking for some auto parts and typed in "tranny", but came up with "tranny surprise". You don't want to go there.

Maybe some of us Wil-ingly go there!!

[dauer]

Dondi,

are you repeating the word tranny intentionally? I'm going to change the subject.

When I was little I used to play Operation with my sister, which is a kid's game whose theme revolves around surgery. I wasn't very good at it. My hand-eye-coordination isn't great although it's not something I'm uncomfortable about. I don't think it's a gender difference that my sister is better than me. As I've grown into a man I've been able to work on it and improve it a little, but I still could be better.

[Tao_Equus]

Originally Posted by dauer

Dondi,

are you repeating the word tranny intentionally? I'm going to change the subject.

When I was little I used to play Operation with my sister, which is a kid's game whose theme revolves around surgery. I wasn't very good at it. My hand-eye-coordination isn't great although it's not something I'm uncomfortable about. I don't think it's a gender difference that my sister is better than me. As I've grown into a man I've been able to work on it and improve it a little, but I still could be better.

But do you think it might be improved by wearing a dress?

[Dondi]

Originally Posted by dauer

Dondi,

are you repeating the word tranny intentionally? I'm going to change the subject.

You'd think I'd use the word tranny intentionally. How dare you think I would use the word tranny try to incite mischief by some other use of the word tranny. If I used tranny, it wouldn't be in the tranny kind of way you are thinking of, but tranny in the way that my friend thought tranny should be. He meant tranny, not tranny.

So enough out of you, sir. Tranny indeed.

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