Custard Aardvark Exactly Siphoning

[wil]

I haven't got any aardvark ringtones yet

but as you suggested I am committed to getting an aardvark ringtone link!

Maybe the custard channel on cable...

or aardvark custard smoothies?

[juantoo3]

Kindest Regards, InLove!

Originally Posted by InLove

Just goes to show you what a little hard work and commitment can do.

We should all be committed.

They tried to commit me once, but I was pretty non-committal at the time.

BTW, whoever posted the "religious aardvark," it sure looks like ALF to me.

I thought aardvarks ate ants? Maybe ant flavoured custard? The Ant and the Aardvark? (I loved those old cartoons, haven't seen 'em in years...)

[InLove]

Along those lines, and something I did a search on a while back with no results....

Tina and the Magic Pot. Tina and her sick mother were very poor. Tina cooked for her mother whatever she could find, but resources were dwindling, and , after all she was just a little girl. One day she sent her sincere wishes out into the atmospheric continuum, and someone (can't remember who) provided Tina with a magic pot that always provided a sufficient amount of sweet custard. The only thing Tina had to remember was to say, "Little pot, boil!" and "Little pot, stop!" One day something happened (don't remember what) and she had to run out and forgot to tell the little pot to stop. When she returned, there was custard running out the front door and it began to run all through the streets, and even though Tina said, "Little pot, stop!" the custard did not recede quickly, so the resident's of Tina's town (including apparently her mother who somehow escaped being a victim of rising custard levels) all got big spoons and ate their way to wherever they needed to go. Maybe this was a Little Golden Book (I can't remember).

This should be interesting, if it does attract anything at all. Lots of possibilities here, but my hope is that I come up with Tina and the Magic Pot.

Edited to Add: Oops! Juan, we were posting simultaneously--didn't see yours till I submitted. I was concentrating on custard. But maybe Tina had an aardvark, too. Or maybe she just saw one after eating all that custard that came from the magic pot.

[Snoopy]

I keep getting ones for clothes and, particularly, underwear....

how's that work then?

s.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by flowperson

I'm going to step outside of this thread reality for just a nanosecond and make an observation that this thread ranks right up there (down there) with the "Rush to be Right " fiasco of some months ago.

I recall that was a sensible thread...

Did it all go pear shaped in the end (or in the middle) as threads tend to do around these parts.

Pears with custard. Served by an aardvark. Siphoned out of some underwear, gemstones.

s.

[Snoopy]

OK I've just revisited that thread....




...what were we smoking???!!


...and can we get any more???

s.

[wil]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I keep getting ones for clothes and, particularly, underwear....how's that work then?

google snoopy aardvark custard siphoning...makes adsense to me

Originally Posted by Snoopy

OK I've just revisited that thread....

...what were we smoking???!!

...and can we get any more???

The joys of aging, eventually you enter a state of mind where you no longer need external narcotics ...your peniel gland creates more required...

[flowperson]

Once again I say...Oldus Fartus Maximus !

flow....

[InLove]

Originally Posted by s.

...what were we smoking???!!


...and can we get any more???

Go ask Tina.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by wil

...your peniel gland creates more required...

wil, did you mean "pineal" gland or are you doing more than just clutching your mouse?

s.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Once again I say...Oldus Fartus Maximus !

flow....

Not quite worthy of that full appellation yet flow. How bout yourself?

s.

[wil]

Originally Posted by InLove

Go ask Tina.

when she's ten feet tall...

Originally Posted by Snoopy

wil, did you mean "pineal" gland or are you doing more than just clutching your mouse?

which spelling is it?? I couldn't figure it out, I've seen it both ways...

oooohhh I see what you are getting at there go those ads again...

[flowperson]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Not quite worthy of that full appellation yet flow. How bout yourself?

s.

Well, now that you mention it Brutus, as long as I can clutch or push around a mouse, I'd say we could probably drop the "Maximus" bit.

Oh, and research out today shows that one's chances of developing a psychosis significantly escalates with the smoking of certain herbal relaxants on a regular basis. But it didn't specifically mention that happening after eating it in brownies

flow....

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Hi Tao....That lovely french word "trois" comes to mind. But of course we supposed anglos hate anything that smacks of anything French...c'nes pas?
But of course mon ami...a time and a place for both.

*We've got to be very careful here lest that mean blonde woman in the black Bhurka with the beautiful eyes comes along and puts us on our naughty spots, huh?*


flow....

LMAO

Sheeee's here, now you know what to do don't you and take Tao with you. Boys, they just never learn.

OMG I just read Snoopy's post, you can damn well march him over to the naughty spot too.

Anything come up about naughty spots yet? Dry cleaning fluid maybe? I still have the half naked woman saying feel what you see.

[Muslimwoman]

Flow

Tell them to do their damned research again, they obviously missed something in the brownies, especially if InLove baked them.

Okay this is just wishful thinking for a link on my part, sorry:

eat brownies, with custard and the pounds just melt away. Lose weight fast with aardvark siphoning, the new no diet craze that is making people lose weight fast. Eat as much as you like and nver put on weight.

smoke 60 Marlboro a day and never get a wrinkle with our free patch.

Anything yet? No - bugger (oops bet that word brings something up).


Just went off this thread and got loads of ads about counselling and psychology - is that a hint do you think???