Custard Aardvark Exactly Siphoning

Snoopy · 07-22-2007, 08:30 AM

OK just carrying out some research here into banner ads.

Feel free to bump at will! (will as in free, not will as in wil

)

s.

InLove · 07-22-2007, 08:42 AM

Hey, it looks like you got a bite! Did you reel it in? I saw it, but now it is gone....

Hmmm,...

Edit--Never mind--it isn't gone, just inverted.

Snoopy · 07-22-2007, 08:44 AM

Not yet, unless Einstein's God likes custard and / or grilled aardvark.

Yours,

Hopeful.

(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.)

InLove · 07-22-2007, 08:54 AM

Exactly.

Snoopy · 07-22-2007, 09:04 AM

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oh, and lawnmowers.

s.

Snoopy · 07-22-2007, 09:08 AM

WOO HOOOOO!!!! I GOT ONE!!!

Inverted Siphon (Depressed Sewer) Design Calculation

LMNO Engineering, Research, and Software, Ltd.

Inverted Siphon. Depressed Sewer. Design Calculations

Oh, it doesn't take much to make a small mind happy!

s.

Snoopy · 07-22-2007, 10:59 AM

InstantFit NECK-IT!®
• The world’s best anti-siphoning device
• Excellent fuel security
• Super high fuel filling speeds
• Rapid fit! No gluing, drilling or tank damage
• Interchangeable between vehicles
• Withstands serious attacks
• The Industry standard

Oh, I'm having such fun!

s.

dauer · 07-22-2007, 11:37 AM

Aardvark Custard

Great snack hot or cold
rich in iron and calcium
kids love the rich aardvarky taste
unfiltered hair adds extra fiber
now available in chocolate, strawberry and marmite

flowperson · 07-22-2007, 04:30 PM

Aardvark Custard...and it's quite likely the first snack food listed in any worthwhile dictionary.

flow....

Snoopy · 07-23-2007, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flowperson

Aardvark Custard...and it's quite likely the first snack food listed in any worthwhile dictionary.

flow....

Goes well with beans and Brussels sprouts too. Really, try it.

s.

InLove · 07-23-2007, 02:27 PM

Marmite custard....let's go with that one. Marmite custard, marmite custard, marmite custard....

Anything yet?

wil · 07-23-2007, 02:39 PM

indigestion, fart, flatus, flatulence

acid reflux, colonoscopy, bush, antacid

gas, cramps, diarrhea

edit added hey I got this one!! You reeled one in!

Quote:

Inverted Siphon (Depressed Sewer) Design Calculation

LMNO Engineering, Research, and Software, Ltd.

To: LMNO Engineering home page LMNO@LMNOeng.com Unit Conversions Register Trouble printing?

Inverted siphons (also called depressed sewers) allow stormwater or wastewater sewers to pass under obstructions such as rivers. Our calculation allows up to five parallel siphons to go under the river. Unlike the main sewer pipe, the siphon pipes flow under pressure and must have flow velocities greater than 3 ft/s (0.9 m/s) to keep material suspended; therefore, several siphons having smaller diameters than the main sewer may be required. Our calculation computes the siphon diameters, velocities, and inlet chamber wall heights and siphon invert elevations.

InLove · 07-23-2007, 02:41 PM

ROFL--we got "super siphon". LOL. Sounds appropriate.

Snoopy · 07-23-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wil

hey I got this one!! You reeled one in!

yeah, I already chucked that one back.

s.

Snoopy · 07-23-2007, 02:59 PM

Wonder if the thread title can be amended to amend the ads (if you see what I mean).

s.