Ignore this.

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by chakraman

juantoo thats soooooo 07 man.........

Hey, I said *sand* box, not litter box. That's what happens when you ignore me...

[chakraman]

Originally Posted by juantoo3

Hey, I said *sand* box, not litter box. That's what happens when you ignore me...

actually i meant that i've spent 07 swimming in a litterbox, i spose the rolled eyes didn't help.... i'm trying to be humorous as well.... tbh for some strange reason as soon as i'm highlighted in a post i experience a comprehension block. truth is that i ignore everyone, though not intentionally so, i'm really only waiting for them to finish so i can speak and if i can't come back with something better i'm gutted.... sad really i know and it has to change! i've probably totally misconstrued again and now folk are reading this and thinking... *ehhh!* or thinking why does he think we would be thinking *ehhh!* still the thread does say "ignore this". i'm actually very, very, very clever and will probably come back as the moonwalking messiah. hmmm i making meself yawn now...but it feels releasing to be completely pointless sometimes or rather knowing that you are, a bit like dressing up in bo peep bonnet and a balerina dress and acting butch! nonsense...lol

i saw a faerie once, she was pointing at me and laughing whilst holding her hand over her mouth...apparently i looked hilarious, i think she was most definitely onto something. *chuckles and raises eyebrows* your still reading? i love you all, your smelly feet to....not really, but i'd like to, i'd like to go beyond the idea and truly live it. positive thinking sucks and fun is overated and i'm off to the shop...i'll come back later and see either a tumbleweed rolling by or an impression of who i am reflected by relating or not to someone, anyone...i'm on my knees here...please just tell me i'm supercool...actually i prefer the truth blah, blah, blah, blah dribble....the treasures in the...urrrrgh...

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by chakraman

...actually i prefer the truth blah, blah, blah, blah dribble....the treasures in the...urrrrgh...

I'm sorry chakraman, did you say something?

[chakraman]

my first proper snog was a girl called katherine h. i was about 8 yrs old and we spent the whole of the school summers hols getting down to buisness. i met her over the park one day and she wouldn't let me kiss her unless i kissed her mate vanessa first...what could i do ...in for a penny in for a pound! .....

[bob x]

I promised to ignore this for the remainder of 2007, but what can I say? It's deep into 2008 now!

[wil]

Originally Posted by juantoo3

Moonwalking on water? That oughtta do the trick!

If not, you could try swimming in the sand box.

I swam thru a linoleum floor onced, from the dining room table into the kitchen.

Originally Posted by bob x

I promised to ignore this for the remainder of 2007, but what can I say? It's deep into 2008 now!

deep into it, yes this we can agree.

[juantoo3]

...must...ignore...this...thread...

Ah! It's no use! I don't have the willpower!

[Saltmeister]

Originally Posted by juantoo3

...must...ignore...this...thread...

Ah! It's no use! I don't have the willpower!

Come on you're almost there. Just a little further. Your mother is waiting for you. Come on you can do it Juantoo!!! There isn't really that far to go. Remember the promise of ice cream when all this is over. That should be a good enough incentive.

[Saltmeister]

Originally Posted by chakraman

my first proper snog was a girl called katherine h. i was about 8 yrs old and we spent the whole of the school summers hols getting down to buisness. i met her over the park one day and she wouldn't let me kiss her unless i kissed her mate vanessa first...what could i do ...in for a penny in for a pound! .....

Wow this'll really get us talking.

How was it a "proper snog?" You'd snogged before? I thought 8 year-olds couldn't kiss properly -- at least not like the really slimey-juicy-I'm-so-into-you-I-can't-let-go-French-kisses you have in movies where the big sexy boys and big sexy girls really slog and push and smudge their whole mouths over each other and let the saliva flow and the taste of it all is what keeps them holding each other in that position so long, and when you think they're about to finish they go again with the pushing, shoving, scratching and squeezing as their strain to maintain both their position and the bliss and excitement, that since they're so desperate to keep going and it's an opportunity too good to miss and too good to resist, by the time you finish reading this sentence, you're so excited yourself and you feel and like you want to do it too and wish you could as well, assuming this is so exciting you want to read this again and again, because I'm such a good writer.

[greymare]

salty, you are dreaming again. LOL

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by Saltmeister

...at least not like the really slimey-juicy-I'm-so-into-you-I-can't-let-go-French-kisses you have in movies where the big sexy boys and big sexy girls really slog and push and smudge their whole mouths over each other and let the saliva flow and the taste of it all is what keeps them holding each other in that position so long, and when you think they're about to finish they go again with the pushing, shoving, scratching and squeezing as their strain to maintain both their position and the bliss and excitement, that since they're so desperate to keep going and it's an opportunity too good to miss and too good to resist, by the time you finish reading this sentence, you're so excited yourself and you feel and like you want to do it too and wish you could as well, assuming this is so exciting you want to read this again and again, because I'm such a good writer.

Salty! Get a room already!

[juantoo3]

<pocket watch on a chain swings back and forth like a pendulum...>you are getting sleepy...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...you will ignore this thread...at the count of three you will wake up and ignore this thread...Juan...too...three

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[greymare]

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[Saltmeister]

Sorry Juan, I'm afraid I was away (out of the room) when you did that. I was too busy ignoring the thread!!!

[juantoo3]

I can't ignore this thread any longer.

Does that make me a bad person?