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Old 12-16-2006, 06:45 PM   #61 (permalink)
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My son got it (he's 23), but he's also familiar with Irish geography...
Which one, the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is "grounded" or the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is often airborne?

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Old 12-16-2006, 08:01 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Which one, the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is "grounded" or the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is often airborne?

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The grounded one. lol But the nightmares are killing him...and I don't know what to do. I'm an engineer damnit not a Psychiatrist...
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:58 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I used to think it was a long way to temporary.
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Old 12-16-2006, 10:31 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I used to think it was a long way to temporary.

Oawwh, In love,

Ye're breakin' me heart. Everyone knows where Tip is...an what i' tis about.

Between ye and Wil, t'will be the death o' me...
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:54 PM   #65 (permalink)
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No worries, Q--Dad explained it to me one day when he heard me making Barbie sing it. (But mostly my Barbie was Nancy Sinatra, and mostly she sang "Boots". )

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Old 12-17-2006, 02:11 PM   #66 (permalink)
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A Zen master once said to his student, "Do the opposite of what I tell you."

So he didn't.

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Old 12-19-2006, 11:06 PM   #67 (permalink)
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It goes without saying...
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:45 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2006, 10:11 PM   #69 (permalink)
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This joke has an age limit. Now I am almost 50, I'd be interested in knowing the youngest person that understood it.
I got it, and I'm 31. But then I'm kind of a music nerd. When I was in high school (late 80's) I was jealous of my uncle for having been a teenager in the 40's because it meant he got to dance the jitterbug and listen to big band music.
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what do you do when a bird sh!ts on your windscreen.......- pack her in!
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Old 12-29-2006, 05:18 PM   #71 (permalink)
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how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?






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Old 12-29-2006, 05:23 PM   #72 (permalink)
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why does it take 3 pre menstrual women to change a light bulb?





IT JUST DOES ALRIGHT!!!!!!!
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Old 12-29-2006, 05:25 PM   #73 (permalink)
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whats pink and hard? a pig with a flicknife....
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Old 12-29-2006, 05:41 PM   #75 (permalink)
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i have to do 10 posts before i can post a url so i'm spreading the jokes out........


what did the buddhist statue say to the wooden jesus crucifix?



nothing........statues can't talk!
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