Mad Lib Story Thread - Page 2

Scarlet Pimpernel · 05-14-2005, 11:54 AM

...my roommate had been scrounging around antique shops again and brought home a new purchase. I just wished she would...

alexa · 05-14-2005, 04:55 PM

spend less on those horrible antiquities.

Awaiting_the_fifth · 05-14-2005, 06:11 PM

The phone was still ringing, but the dirty old book was....

InLove · 05-15-2005, 09:18 AM

...ringing louder. It was no contest. I picked up the book and as I ran my fingers over the cover, I noticed...

Scarlet Pimpernel · 05-15-2005, 05:52 PM

...that those birds were still flying around and getting the carpet dirty. In an instant I decided...

Awaiting_the_fifth · 05-15-2005, 11:05 PM

to focus on the book, the birds were an obvious diversion, but by whom? I focused on the mysterious tome. The bold golden lettering on the cover said....

InLove · 05-16-2005, 09:41 PM

Option 1:"The Bird Queen and the Ancient Language of Birds."

Option 2: "Revenge of the Birds"

(Next poster pick one)

I felt sick all over again. I didn't know whether to run for the phone or...

Bandit · 05-17-2005, 06:53 AM

...go soak my painfully stubbed toe, I realized the book was not that at all! It was Alfred Hitchcocks, "THE BIRDS".
Feeling a bit teeter bent & dillusioned over my broken toe, stomache ache & dry whiskey mouth, my obnoxious telephone & pathetic roommate, when the carpet started crawling with...

InLove · 05-17-2005, 08:16 PM

(Thus the screen name, huh, Bandit?)

Anyway on with the story thread...anyone?

(Maybe we should resolve the intro and proceed with the first chapter?) So where did we leave off? Oh yes, Hitchcock...

Quote:

...go soak my painfully stubbed toe, I realized the book was not that at all! It was Alfred Hitchcocks, "THE BIRDS".
Feeling a bit teeter bent & dillusioned over my broken toe, stomache ache & dry whiskey mouth, my obnoxious telephone & pathetic roommate, when the carpet started crawling with...

Next?

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Awaiting_the_fifth · 05-17-2005, 11:25 PM

...thousands of tiny, fast moving bugs! Oh wait, no, not bugs on the carpet, just spots in my eyes. God damn I must have been wasted last night...

Bandit · 05-20-2005, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Awaiting_the_fifth

...thousands of tiny, fast moving bugs! Oh wait, no, not bugs on the carpet, just spots in my eyes. God damn I must have been wasted last night...

LOL. That was good

(the days when 3 AM was an early night. LAST CALL!) LOL

Bandit · 05-20-2005, 06:59 AM

...I hobble over to the phone & finally stop the loud clanging bell. It was the voice of...

Jack Halyard · 05-20-2005, 03:26 PM

...a distraught Norma Desmond who said...

InLove · 05-21-2005, 02:10 PM

Option A) "Mr. DeMille, I am ready for my closeup now."

Option B) "I am still big, it is the pictures that are getting smaller."

Option C) something totally different than the above! (LOL-I have decision-making issues....just want to get on with the story.)

Jack Halyard · 05-27-2005, 11:30 PM

...who said, "Jessica Tandy is standing here screaming at me, claiming that there are hundreds, maybe thousands of birds trying to come down her chimney! Wait a minute....is that Rod Taylor I just saw?"...