This Might Get Crazy - Page 10

juantoo3 · 03-28-2007, 03:57 AM

"I have so much time and so little to do...strike that, reverse it"

-Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

InLove · 03-28-2007, 04:26 AM

Then you say, go slow
I fall behind -
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time

(Cyndi Lauper)

juantoo3 · 03-28-2007, 04:38 AM

"There's no earthly way of knowing...
Which direction we are going...
Or which way the river's flowing...
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! The danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any sign that they are slowing!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Finito!"

-Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

InLove · 03-28-2007, 03:50 PM

Down on the corner, out in the street,
Willie and the Poor Boys are playin'
Bring a nickel, tap your feet.

(Creedence Clearwater Revival)

wil · 03-28-2007, 04:06 PM

But dere's a hole in my bucket dear Willie you silly
dere's a hole in my bucket dear Willy a hole.

Well mend it dear Liza, dear Liza,
well mend it dear Liza mend it.

juantoo3 · 03-28-2007, 11:47 PM

"There's no need to fear,
Underdog is here!"

-Wally Cox as...Underdog

juantoo3 · 03-29-2007, 01:59 AM

"A little nonsense now and then,
is relished by the wisest men."

-Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

cavalier · 03-29-2007, 06:28 AM

I've now realized for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.

juantoo3 · 03-30-2007, 11:42 AM

*SMACK*

"Thank you sir! Can I have another?"

*SMACK*

"Thank you sir! Can I have another?"

*SMACK*

"Thank you sir! Can I have another?"

...

-Animal House (Kevin Bacon's character iirc)

17th Angel · 03-30-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by juantoo3

*SMACK*

"Thank you sir! Can I have another?"

*SMACK*

"Thank you sir! Can I have another?"

*SMACK*

"Thank you sir! Can I have another?"

...

-Animal House (Kevin Bacon's character iirc)

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Sh*t.

InLove · 03-30-2007, 02:24 PM

"Try pulling a Cabbage Patch Doll through your nostrils, see what kind of sound you make!"

(From Night Court (1984) Hurricane: Part 2, Benet Collins)

juantoo3 · 03-30-2007, 04:23 PM

"George,
George,
George of the jungle,
Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that..." -singers

"Ah, ah uh ah uh ah" -George

"tree!" -singers

"Ughhhhh...." -George

From the opening credits of "George of the Jungle"

flowperson · 03-31-2007, 12:45 AM

"I hate Illinois Nazis !" Joliet Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers Movie

cavalier · 03-31-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by flowperson

"I hate Illinois Nazis !" Joliet Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers Movie

The blues isn't about making yourself feel better, it's about making everyone else feel worse.

Bleeding Gums Murphy - The Simpsons

InLove · 03-31-2007, 09:34 PM

"You got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues,
And you know, it don't come easy"

Ringo Starr
It Don't Come Easy