Urdu Chills - Giley Shikvey

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Asslamu alikum piarey dosto!

Meri Ammi itni buri hein k mut pochoo, arey mein kud batati hoon na ici liye mut pochoo!

Yaaro jub mein bohot chooti thee (littly littly child) to mein ney ik thread pe barey piarey piarey comment marey they, aao aao dekho, here!

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

yaar somi link paas ker do mein bohot ghareeb hoon.

[Summia Rahmaan]

Yahee na!

Link: http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/general-religious-debates/52589-jesus-not-crusified-21.html

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Yaaro! Mein bari paga larki hoon meri maa kehti hey. Ajj mein apney he comments pe muskura rahee thee comment jo upper waley thread mein hein. Haan haan parhoo parhoo tum ko bhee hansi aye gee. Hm! To mein apni masti mein bethee hoi thee key mujhey pata hee nahee chala key meri maa kub sey merey sir pe khari sara tamasha dekh rahee thee. Uc ney merey sir pe ik chapaer mari rukh key. Thori der baad mujh ko hoosh aiya to mujhey situation sumujh aa gai key mera fault kia tha. Meri maa ney mujhey shoulder sey pakar key zooooor sey shake kia aur boli, “Zee tum jub sey peada hoi hoo humarey liye museebut hee rahee ho, mujhey bhee batao key exams key dino mein tum ko itni hansi kio aa rahee hey?” Yaaro! Ab batao mein kia batao apni maa ko key mein kio hans rahee thee, meri maa ko to ye bhee pata nahee key forums kia hotey hean wo to ye sun key hee mujh ko mar daley gee key mein un logon sey baaten kerti hoon jin ko mien jaani tuk nahee. Khair!

Kia tumhari maa bhee tum sey aisa he kerti hey?

[Summia Rahmaan]

Tara tara! Mein ney sub kuch parh liya hey Zee, he he he! Hmmmm…..

Tumhari situation to bohot he worst hey, hm!

Anyways!

Mujhey maa key barey mein kuch ziada ezperience nahee hey kio key meri maa mujh ko peada kertey hee mar gai.

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Oho bohot afsoos hoa tumhari maa key barey mein sun key…

[Summia Rahmaan]

Arey mar gai hey wo! Afsoos kahey ka! Baher haal afsoos to mujhey hey key meri waja sey wo mari hey. Jesey hee mein peada hoi mein ney uc ko aankh mar di mujhey kia pata tha key maa unexected things ko handle nahee ker sukti. Anyways! Tum apni maa ki khidmut widmut kia karo na, for example; un ki taangen he daba dia karo.

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Arey yaar tum ache rahee maa sey jaldi jaan chora key, per meri haalut buri hey yaar kuch karo.

Arey rey rey, kesi baaten kerti ho, andey peecho jota lo yaar. Meri maa mujhey haath nahee laganey deti, laat marti hey dooooor ja girti hoon mein…uhn uhn!

[Summia Rahmaan]

Oho…so saaaaad! Okay fine! Chalo kum sey kum un sir to daba sukti ho, ab tumhari maa key sir per seengh to hoon gey nahee key wo tum ko mar key dooooor gira dey…hm?

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Yaar naseehaten kerna bohot aasaan hey, kabhee pala nee para na tumhara maa sey. Khari!

[Summia Rahmaan]

Yaar shukar hey key meri maa nahee hey..hmmmm

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Haan khud to shukar ker key dhandey saan bhar rahee ho, mein kia karoon?

[Summia Rahmaan]

Tum sabar karo, sabar ka phul meetha hota hey!

[Zindagee Rehmaan]

Arey such boli tum. Saaaari kusren na mein apney buchoon per utaaroon gee haan! Subar ka phul such mein bohot meeetha hota hey.

[Summia Rahmaan]

Yaar! Tum aaj bohot depress ho kia baat hey?