Virgin Birth

wil · 05-23-2007, 08:36 PM

Scientists report virgin birth

"As is typical with scientists, we doubted our own results and so we did it again, and then a third time using a new technique with new genetic approaches. This confirmed there was no DNA of any male," said Prodohl

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pattimax · 05-23-2007, 11:29 PM

"But as a short-term alternative to extinction, it has its benefits," he said.

This does work.

17th Angel · 05-23-2007, 11:47 PM

It's the sharks Messiah!!!

They've been waiting for this for so long now!!

On a serious note, if they have shown it is possible for a shark to have a virgin birth... Would this be the same for the human being a 100% different type of animal? If yes, then also wouldn't this go to show, that maybe infact jesus wasn't some divine blessing.... He was just born from a freak situation..... ?

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amended typos... It's almost 00:00 hours..... I am tired.

pattimax · 05-23-2007, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

On a serious note, if they have shown it is possible for a shark to have a virgin birth... Would this be the same for the human being a 100% different type of animal? If yes, then also wouldn't this go to show, that maybe infact jesus wasn't some divine blessing.... He was just born from a freak situation.....

nope

17th Angel · 05-23-2007, 11:57 PM

But of course, that would be your response... Heh...

pattimax · 05-24-2007, 12:09 AM

Of course, I am completely in love with my Savior. I also know that what you say is completely preposterous.

pattimax · 05-24-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

It's the sharks Messiah!!!

They've been waiting for this for so long now!!

btw-

Sunny C. · 05-24-2007, 04:39 AM

Well, there's the Jesus-fish connection.

17th Angel · 05-24-2007, 08:50 AM

Why is it so preposterous? It was late last night and I forgot to say..... If your answer is "nope" then why is it no?

Francis king · 05-24-2007, 11:39 AM

I've always had a problem with the virgin birth idea...

I knew some insects could do it, but not birds and sharks, too...

interesting...

I still don't believe Jesus was born that way, though... It makes Mary a freak, and I'm not having anyone say Our Lady was a freak!

I was of the opinion that virgin in her case meant- innocent, pure, virginial, not- never got jiggy with Joseph...

so, unless she was a shark underneath that cerulean blue tunic, and unless she was a hermaphrodite and self impregnated herself, she was no virgin!

(sorry Mary)

17th Angel · 05-24-2007, 11:48 AM

You do not even consider the most COMMON solution that she was loose and slept around?

Oh no Joe... I have no idea how I am pregnant... It must be a divine blessing..... The milkman thinks so too...

(Not sorry Mary.)

pattimax · 05-24-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

On a serious note, if they have shown it is possible for a shark to have a virgin birth... Would this be the same for the human being a 100% different type of animal? If yes, then also wouldn't this go to show, that maybe infact jesus wasn't some divine blessing.... He was just born from a freak situation..... ?

You call a holy situation freaky? Never forget he was 100 percent God and man is more than an animal.

17th Angel · 05-24-2007, 12:38 PM

Well no, man is merely an animal with too much intelligence for it's own good....

He was 100% god? Interesting.

pattimax · 05-24-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Francis king

I've always had a problem with the virgin birth idea...

Don't you understand? He KNEW you would have a problem with it. People have had problems with it for 2000 years.

pattimax · 05-24-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

Well no, man is merely an animal with too much intelligence for it's own good....

The existence of the soul pretty well eliminates that argument... and then there is Creation.