Win your argument!!!

[flowperson]

Do you mean to tell me that ignorance isn't bliss ? CRAP !!!

BTW I have observed that intention resides in the loin area in most men until about the age of forty, whereupon it begins to magically ascend to a place above the shoulders where it should have resided all along. But then there would be fewer people in the world if this were not true. Women, OTOH, seem to have their intentions in the appropriate places from the start and men just don't seem to get it.

Let's hear it for the year of the pig !

flow....

[cyberpi]

In defense of the pigs, now that I am branded one, it is not that our loins makes us intellectually challenged... it is that our loins have no sweat glands. Squeeeeel!

Hey, who dealt the gender card?

[cyberpi]

Originally Posted by cyberpi

Hey, who dealt the gender card?

<< God >>

39: Answer your own questions.
40: Add rules as necessary to the opponent's list.

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Do you mean to tell me that ignorance isn't bliss ? CRAP !!!

BTW I have observed that intention resides in the loin area in most men until about the age of forty, whereupon it begins to magically ascend to a place above the shoulders where it should have resided all along. But then there would be fewer people in the world if this were not true. Women, OTOH, seem to have their intentions in the appropriate places from the start and men just don't seem to get it.

Let's hear it for the year of the pig !

flow....

A woman with PMS can make Schopenhauer look like a wimp.

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by cyberpi

40: Add rules as necessary to the opponent's list.

AKA: The "Honey do" list.

[wil]

Originally Posted by flowperson

...I have observed that intention resides in the loin area in most men until about the age of forty, whereupon it begins to magically ascend to a place above the shoulders where it should have resided all along. ...

40...40??

Drat, almost 50 and still a slower learner by industry standards.

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by wil

40...40??

Drat, almost 50 and still a slower learner by industry standards.

Hmmm...can't speak for others, my first marriage, I'm still in honeymoon mode, and I'm in the middle of the 40's...

I guess that means I'm going along with wil's sentiments on this one. I'm milking the honeymoon for all it's worth!

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Women, OTOH, seem to have their intentions in the appropriate places from the start and men just don't seem to get it.

At least, that's what I hear women tell me...absolutely no bias in that statement ...Of course, women don't like sex either, um hmmm, I should know, they've told me for years ... good thing my wife doesn't speak much English yet!

What is it called when the evidence contradicts the established doctrine?

Oh yeah, that's right..."EPIPHANY!!!"

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by seattlegal

A woman with PMS can make Schopenhauer look like a wimp.

Gotta grant you that one!

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by cyberpi

40: Add rules as necessary to the opponent's list.

Originally Posted by seattlegal

AKA: The "Honey do" list.

Ummm, not sure I'd call it the "honey do" list...it's more like the standard rules of engagement...

"What's wrong honey?"

"Nothin'!"

As Jeff Foxworthy pointed out some time ago: "We know you're lying." We also know we can't fix it no matter how hard we try, and we can't read minds, so why bother?

Another way of putting it would be that if the "male" opponent begins to get close to the point of winning...move the goalposts!

[cyberpi]

Originally Posted by seattlegal

A woman with PMS can make Schopenhauer look like a wimp.

Hence the reason the moon helps provide advance warning of when the woman will be on the 'loin' cloth?

41. Suggest that God is still on your side.

ATTENTION: When you see a post from me, give it another 20 minutes for me to finish editing it.

[cyberpi]

Originally Posted by flowperson

...I have observed that intention resides in the loin area in most men until about the age of forty, whereupon it begins to magically ascend to a place above the shoulders where it should have resided all along. ...

Technically, the baby back ribs are part of the loin, from where the rib was taken to make the woman.

42. On a religion website, assert nomenclature over the scripture to make a point... don't ask why, everyone does it.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by cyberpi

42. On a religion website, assert nomenclature over the scripture to make a point... don't ask why, everyone does it.

Even da fundies?

s.

[cyberpi]

43. Forget to answer questions that could incriminate, or where I basically have no clue and it would be too honest to admit it.

[Snoopy]

Bumping for any newbies that feel the need to gird their loins

s.