Zen of Farting

[Avi]

Originally Posted by seattlegal

Um, no. Odor molecules can bind to an odor receptor in a solid, liquid, or gaseous state. (Basic chemistry--a substance does not have to be a solid in order to react with another substance, but chemical reactions can and do occur in all three states.)

Hey SG, I have a feeling that you and I might be in a similar line of work. Not too many people who have this take on this thread, but I know what you mean..... .....anyway, we can discuss further............ but right now I need to get my noseclips on

[wil]

sg, ya spoilsport.

now are ya sure?

is steam a gas, or a vapor...when it hits glass it condenses...

is it possible that the explanation I was told (back when we were told the earth was cooling, and we didn't move nukes from turkey to get them out of cuba, and vietnam started it and electrond traveled in shells...how many lies did they tell us)was cottrct and landing on the membrane changes state so the receotor can recept?

if I'm wrpng about this too, it just stinks

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by wil

sg, ya spoilsport.

now are ya sure?

is steam a gas, or a vapor...when it hits glass it condenses...

You must contemplate the temperature and pressure at which water boils for that answer, wil.

is it possible that the explanation I was told (back when we were told the earth was cooling, and we didn't move nukes from turkey to get them out of cuba, and vietnam started it and electrond traveled in shells...how many lies did they tell us)was cottrct and landing on the membrane changes state so the receotor can recept?

if I'm wrpng about this too, it just stinks

You know what PT Barnum is attributed to saying...

[17th Angel]

Zen is just like a fart, They both make you want to gag....... and has No use except from expelling it from your system or you'll block up and fill from within with nothing but ****.. Then eventually... Explode.

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by 17th Angel

Zen is just like a fart, They both make you want to gag....... and has No use except from expelling it from your system or you'll block up and fill from within with nothing but ****.. Then eventually... Explode.

Clearing all the junk out of your mind? I'll go along with that.

[17th Angel]

You will? Fascinating.

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by 17th Angel

You will? Fascinating.

Tao Te Ching 3, modern interpretation by Ron Hogan:

3.
If you toss compliments around freely,
people will waste your time
trying to impress you.
If you give things too much value,
you're going to get ripped off.
If you try to please people,
you'll just make them pissed.
The Master leads
by clearing the crap
out of people's heads
and opening their hearts.
He lowers their aspirations
and makes them suck in their guts.
He shows you how to forget
what you know and what you want,
so nobody can push you around.
If you think you've got the answers,
he'll mess with your head.
Stop doing stuff all the time,
and watch what happens.

[17th Angel]

I find it amazing how you seem to just pull references like out of freaking nowhere lol... Thanks for the reply

[shawn]

Originally Posted by seattlegal

Clearing all the junk out of your mind?

Called a brain fart.
Many posts on this and every other forum there is are just that.

[juantoo3]

Is there any association with developing internal methane and levitation?

Methane is lighter than air, no?

Or is levitation achieved by some rather explosive expulsion of the gases?

No smoking allowed...

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by juantoo3

Is there any association with developing internal methane and levitation?

Methane is lighter than air, no?

Hmm, I've heard of methane being used as a "float gas," but I suspect that the levitation you have in mind might be achieved by huffing the methane.

Or is levitation achieved by some rather explosive expulsion of the gases?

Followed by the cry, "eureka!?"

No smoking allowed...

I would suspect that huffing and smoking generally don't mix well...unless your a dragon, or something...

[Dream]

Moderators, perhaps it would be best to merge this thread with the one called R.I.P. ?