The Dangerous Dinner, from Australia
What kind of salt is it?
Hey, Maestro. Just checking out the place.
Can I has salt?
The da da song? haha I should have been a comedian
Da da da da da da da da da da da --- Ok, now guess what tune I'm singing!
good morning Salty, how you doing today?
Saltmeister has threatened to switch to Peppermeister. Can he really do that?
Yes to mean and no to pajamas. It's a buttoned shirt.
hey there salty, hows things?
Salty, its been a while. You can post now. Like, ok?
It has to be the saltmeister. Nothing but the saltmeister.
Just a little Salty to spice things up...
Why do you assume the customer ate the dinner? Why couldn't it be the other way around?
I dated a monster once. Good people, monsters.
Saltmeister, the dangerous dinner got employed by a diner, said "Please pass the ketchup." What could be finer?
Whyyyy not? :O Because we don't always see eye-to-eye?
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