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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Student stands up- Sir we must find & stop her!.

jay I agree 100% especially the how to Please a Man part....

boy mommy why is this lady so fat? mommy she is not fat dear she is pregnat with her baby boy ? pregnant ? whats that? mommy she will have a baby soon but now its in her stomach until its ready to come out boy *silence* mommy you love me ? mommy yes dear i love you very much*smile* boy...

its pretty good.....But not mine...... some of my poetry is at .... www.triedit.com then their poetry link..... http://members.rogers.com/triedit/alone.html http://members.rogers.com/triedit/dreamsillusions.html http://members.rogers.com/triedit/burning.html...

...... that title was for the cute cat in the picture.......she definately looked tired......LOL. my collections are scattered all over the net in various forums....... Beside just google " aquaris " and I am sure..... My name should come within the top 10...

....Atlantis..... have a facination for it.......rumour is ....it was one of the most advanced civilization of its time....and all the subsequent civilization we see are offshoots of it.......

.....I would have prefered the titile.....now where are My Maps and Notes I had to post for Miss Alexa.....!!! at CR.... anyway....some more... Great Quotes by Great Ladies! Inside every older person is a younger person--wondering what the hell happened. -Cora...

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy: "Congratulations, you've twins!". "Oh!..... maybe it's just a coincidence" said the daddy, "as I'm...

Why men lie ?? One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, God appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. Then God went down into the water and reappeared...

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to...

After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new understanding can be reached of the secret to wealth and success. Here it goes. Knowledge is Power Time is Money and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic...

Just off the cuff.....some thoughts about it ... Women is made from the rib of a Man... A rib is a curved Bone.....If you try to straighten it up it will break.... Same is the case with women... Now if you keep it as it is.... it will not only ... enhance your good looks,and symetry to...

women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So...

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly...

Its an old aborignies saying.. Life begins when it enters a dream. I have a brief after Death experiecnce... and I believe reality will began after death..

:cool: Hmmmmmmmmmm.......... :eek:;):p:D Ha ha ha ha ha.... Well said.... alexa....

Seems the emphasis of research is on finding the location where Noah could have been. Other wise .....If we have a simple beggining like One Father One Mother of all mankind ( Adam and Eve) then its logical to think...that in the beggining there must be One language ....as...

Attending a wedding for the first time...a girl whispered to her mother " why is the bride dressed in white .?" " because white is the color of happiness and its the happiest day of her life " replied the mother... Little girl then a long hard look at the groom....and asked...

Time Immemorial It has been since ever and will remain till ever. Every thing will end even the whole universe if we are to consider the Bigbang theory etc. Even according to Quran. God said "BE " and every thing was there... so in essense affirms the Bigbang theory which says ..out of void...

With Opologies for any one Polish A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him " very...