bumper sticker philosophy


Obtuse Kineticist
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what bumper stickers do you have on your vehicle (list them)? if none, what is one you have seen that you enjoyed?

on my truck cap:

top > equestrian explorer

middle left > i'd rather be here now

middle right > unplug

below > carpe genitalia
I don't have a vehicle (nor these bumper stickers anymore) but here are some I used to have:


(2) Once You Pull The Pin On Mr. Grenade, He Is No Longer Your Friend

(3) I'm Getting Sick And Tired Of Slitting The Throats Of People Who Call Me A Homicidal Maniac

(4) Support Your Local Medical Examiner. Die Strangely.

(5) Werewolf On Board. Do Not Moon.

(6) Give Me Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt

(7) This Car Is Being Driven On The Left Side. If You Don't Like It, Please Note The Mistletoe Tacked On The Driver's Left Back Pocket (this one is a modification of one that my late Uncle Earl [Mom's older brother] had on one of his cars.)

(8) Vote For Chthulu. Why Settle For The Lesser Of Two Evils?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Ah, a thread with great potential!

I hope you won't mind, my two favorites came from a t-shirt and a potty house wall:

My Karma ran over my Dogma

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy

A third favorite is a Spoonerism:

A toast;
Champagne to my real friends, and real pain to my sham friends!
Don't have any bumper stickers, but I've seen some good ones:

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Friends help you move; real friends help you move bodies.

Reunite Gondwanaland.

Everybody look busy...Jesus is coming.

You...out of the gene pool, NOW.

I tried being an adult once. I didn't like it.

My other car is a broomstick.

Heaven won't have me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.

And one I'd really like to have but have never seen:

Elvis has left the building...permanently. Get over it.
LOL! Lots of great ones there. :)

And Cthulhu gets me vote. :D
In my part of the country, we still see a few Confederate flags here and there--and occasionally, a rejoinder:

This one wasn't on a bumper sticker, but on a license plate frame:

"The few...the proud...California native".

Being a California native myself, I like that a lot.:D
"honk if you love democracy"


"it'll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the milirtary has to hold a bake sale to buy missles"
ISFP said:
"it'll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the milirtary has to hold a bake sale to buy missles"
Hehehe I like that one :D
Get in!
Sit down!
Buckle up!
Hang on!

and then of course there's:

I bet you would know how to drive if that cell phone was up your @ss!
One of the funnier ones I've seen recently said "God was my co pilot, but we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him."

"Follow me to www.interfaith.org"

My 'baby on board' gets better grades than your 'baby on board'

Has anyone seen my muffler?

If gas prices get any higher I'm going to be living in this car!