Signs to make you smile!

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  1. Quirkybird

    Quirkybird Granny to five

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    Signs to make you smile
    Sign in a Gynaecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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    On a Church's Bill board:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."
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    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
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    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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    In a Vets waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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    Sign on the back of another
    Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
    :D
     
  2. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    I love it!...:D

    Saw one on a home owners gate. The words, "Beware of Dog" had been crossed out and beneath it was written:

    "Forget the Dog. He Doesn't Know how to Load the Owner's Gun!":eek:
     
  3. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    Saw a sign at the counter in a chip shop in Fiji:

    "In God we trust all others pay cash"
     
  4. Quirkybird

    Quirkybird Granny to five

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    I like it!:D
     
  5. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    Brake Glass.jpg
    Read it carefully​
     
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    Helen Waite is in charge of our complaint department

    If you have a complaint, go to Helen Waite
     
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    Church sign:

    Saturday night, Bingo in the meeting hall

    Sunday morning, sermon "Gambling is a sin!"
     
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  9. Namaste Jesus

    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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    Aussie Thoughts Just my 2 cents

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    I'm not eating here anymore.....

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    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai Staff Member

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