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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If you own a dog, take it outside to "powder its nose". Dog urine is rather difficult to get out of carpeting (true, not as bad as intact tom:kitty: urine, but still...)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I don't own a dog of any kind other than ceramic due to severe allergies to them. Don't blame my flatmates for another neighbor's companion/s! Oh, and by the way, please wear your mask properly or not at all. Face masks are not chin straps or beard snoods!

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Your doctor's appointment isn't so important that you can attempt to bypass the mandatory screenings, especially if you complain about stuff that are listed as symptoms of the coronavirus! (I hope that I didn't catch it if they did have coronavirus because I take public transportation plus I went into a rather large grocery store that also has a pharmacy inside it, not to mention the fact that I live in an apartment complex with both elderly and disabled residents!)

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  2. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Everyone was warned about overloading the community washing machines, including you. Last night was the last straw in my book when you caused the washing machine's motor to catch fire by trying to wash three loads worth of laundry in one fell swoop!

    What's worse is that this happened after 11 pm! "Last Call" is 08:45 when everything must be dry and folded. If I can delay/space out my Wash Day for three separate loads, you can too.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Do not delay escaping an active fire to grab everything for your dog. If the building was fully enveloped, your dog (who is not a legitimate service animal) wouldn't be the only casualty! I live with three :kitty:s, and they "lair up" when the fire alarms go off. I just let "The Professionals" know that they're in my apartment after I'm outside. Too many firefighters have stories about victims who stayed behind due to trying to grab pets who are unwilling to leave their lairs. The only animals that must accompany someone are legitimate service animals! You don't qualify for one!

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    It doesn't take long to pause your "program" on your computer, plus the program is posted as a podcast, and several are free to listen to online. The fire happened relatively early on in the program. I was in the middle of a lecture myself, and I just said one word to let everyone know that I was going to be AFK (that word was crude for manure.) I was "on mic" at the time, so I didn't need to be typing anything.

    Keys on wrist and out the door. Hell, I was putting on a mask while I left my apartment!

    To Whom It May Concern #4,

    You were endangering your neighbors by refusing to accept their help. They were willing to offer their arm to lead you outside. The elevators are automatically shut off whenever fire alarms activate, therefor cutting that particular exit strategy out of the picture. You require someone to guide you; your neighbor, who is wheelchair-bound due to a major stroke, requires advanced assistance to evacuate her own apartment! Just grow a pair!

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  3. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Either wear your mask properly of don't wear it at all. This last time was the tenth or eleventh time I've seen you with it only covering your mouth these past two weeks. If you are uncomfortable wearing it properly, sequester yourself in your apartment until you get all of your vaccinations up-to-date. Masks aren't beard snoods.

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  4. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Stop pestering me about not getting a COVID shot. I had both a Hep B and a shingles shot less than two weeks ago and it was the person giving the shots who told me that I couldn't get one (long story.) I'll have to get my COVID shot on my own, which isn't that difficult. If you want to pester someone, how about your buddy? He didn't get one because he "didn't want to have a tracking device forced on him," (yeah, that neighbor's an anti-vaxxer.)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    I don't have to disclose my entire medical history to you. Hell, I would only do that for someone who is listed in my files at my doctor's offices/my university/my caseworker's office/my friends' messages or someone who requires my records. You don't fall in any of the categories. Worry about your own bloody medical stuff!

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  5. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Just because you had your first COVID-19 vaccine doesn't excuse you from wearing a mask properly. Not everyone here has or is able to have one due to medical conditions and/or medical counterindications.

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  6. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Your canine companion relieved him-/herself in the hallway, yet you didn't clean up afterward. I can't do so for you due to my allergies.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    Stop spitting in the halls. They are fully carpeted.

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Stop asking me if I have your keys. I would've given them to Management instead of keeping them since I cannot use two of them, and the third one I already have a copy.

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  7. Thomas

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    Sheesh, :eek: that's all of us, isn't it?
     
  8. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    Just found out that I have to "spend down". This time it's close to $2,000!

    Again.

    It's getting monotonous.

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  9. muhammad_isa

    muhammad_isa Save Our Souls

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    Never mind .. look on the bright side of life :)
     
  10. stranger

    stranger wolfwing, a feral angel

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    To whom it may concern.

    I am smitten at the heart. I have realized I am being much too easy on this list, and therefore "fake". Everything I have written in the past, even that which has been deleted, I still mean but with much more conviction now. I apologize for NOTHING. I plan to criticize with absolute impunity anything I find false, including past list owners (gods in their own minds) and present list owners (still gods in their own minds). I plan to criticize myself as possibly the worst creature to ever live, and humans in general as walking gunny sacks full of turds. In short, my heart has smitten me for being too nice.

    Delete as you see fit, modulators. Yeah, get in here and get your hands dirty.
     
  11. muhammad_isa

    muhammad_isa Save Our Souls

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    stranger wolfwing, a feral angel

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    Nice to be in control, isn't it my friend? Enjoy it while you can because you might find yourself on an even playing field with me at some point. Would you relinquish your powers for love? Would you face me power to power? Time will tell. Let me say this, you would find me more merciful than you. You do not know me.
     
  13. muhammad_isa

    muhammad_isa Save Our Souls

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    I'm an old man .. what powers have I got?
    All power is with Almighty God.
    Do I love God? Yes !
    Am I perfect? No.

    Is that baby perfect? Yes.
     
  14. stranger

    stranger wolfwing, a feral angel

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    Thanks for your words. I had perceived it as a diminishment (you have to understand this is all I have ever received from humankind) but now I see it as a compliment. I receive it as such. Life is hard, friend. Even now I don't deal with realities, but hand me downs. :( I only wish you could know how lonely that is. This is one of the reasons I want to die. Everyone needs to maintain a safe distance from me. Am I so terrible?
     
  15. muhammad_isa

    muhammad_isa Save Our Souls

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    Try not to think about it. Immerse yourself in learning things..
    How do you figure in this?

    [​IMG]

    I guess we are products of the Reformation .. and then some.
    It's not easy to have "a new slate" .. perhaps it's not even desirable.
    First comes the clean heart, and then the searching for knowledge.
     
  16. stranger

    stranger wolfwing, a feral angel

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    You know what I must say... I seek for the clean heart. The learning of things is squiggly dung. I see spiritual realities. Spiritual realities are not tethered to earth or conscious mind. Why do you torture me with these things? Knowledge is dung by comparison.

    It's up to you. Do you want to leave these silly debates behind or continue in them for the rest of your life? In the spiritual reality, there is no debate. You want what, the tension, the strange fire of spiritual children? Garbage. Leave it, if you are able. Let the little men worry about it and puff themselves up over it. If it were up to me, I'd raze it all to the ground.
     
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  17. muhammad_isa

    muhammad_isa Save Our Souls

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    Absolutely not. If you hadn't heard of Jesus, for example, then you would be in the dark..
    ..unless you are claiming that God talks to you, and you get your knowledge that way.

    They are not at all silly. Jesus spent 40 days in the wilderness fighting satan.
    We need to fight him one way or another, as he pops up everywhere :(

    I'm not calling any particular poster satan .. we are all affected by satan .. becoming angry or proud etc.
    When we have a good intention, then we all have something to gain .. something to learn.

    There is a time for silence .. but not for intentionally ignoring others.
    ..unless they are being rude / ignorant.
     
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  18. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    Clean up after your dog, especially in the public hallways! The carpeting was freshly professionally steam cleaned just two days ago.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    There is a difference between dog fecal matter and :kitty: fecal matter, especially when the accused :kitty:s don't go outside their flat unless there's a medical emergency. If you don't believe me, check the security camera footage. I refuse to accept responsibility for the pile you stepped in.

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  19. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    The volume dial goes in the other direction, too. If I can hear your cr@p over both my computer (with headphones) and my radio, it may be too bloody loud. Oh, and my floor's vibrating with said cr@p. (Before anyone asks, I'm not talking about the music genre when I use the word cr@p here.)

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    You need to start an account with a legitimate business in order to receive packages. Please keep your mitts off of anyone else's, especially if said packages are medication and/or electronics! (The person tried to grab my new printer before I picked it up as well as three cookbooks [one weighing close to sixteen pounds!])

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    I'm not interested in your Memorial Day picnic. Stop pestering me to "just come over". You don't serve items that I can eat/drink, plus I'm not interested in the entertainment that you provide. By the way, I have a longstanding "appointment" every weekend with my now-out-of-town friends. Back off!

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  20. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Moderator

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    To Whom It May Concern,

    If every vehicle is facing you while you're driving, you might be driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Just saying.

    To Whom It May Concern #2,

    When someone says that they have to go because they have a doctor's appointment, they're not interested in your spiel (in this case, it was for a phone plan.) Just saying.

    To Whom It May Concern #3,

    Have you ever attempted to grab three :kitty:s with their full armament? Also, have you ever attempted to bring an angry :kitty: to a vet on public transportation when there are "No Pets" signs posted everywhere on both busses and the transit's website? Thought not!

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