Why I should not be king.
There's a Trump tweet mocking Biden for his seat at the funeral of HRH Queen Elizabeth. He says were it him, he'd have a front-row seat, and then makes it an offence against America.
(I thought Biden was at the back so he could slip out and use the restroom. Men of our age, these things can become an issue.)
Were I her successor, I'd have dropped him a line pointing out my mother had seen his like come and go during her reign, and better men than him. But rest assured, after your crass ignorance and rudeness towards my mother when she invited you here, rest assured that even were you president, you wouldn't be invited.