Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

Oh, yeah!
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Another "dad joke"? (originally posted on my LiveJournal feed):
My Friend Asked Me To Make A

Donation To The Neighborhood Pool.

I Gave Them A Glass Of Water.

(I know, I know. droll)
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
I know, droll
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Good choice!
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Live and learn, my boy! (aka Calvin strikes again!):
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another "dad joke"?
My Boss Told Me To

Have A Good Day.

So I Went Home.
(I know, droll)
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Another "dad joke"?
If A Child Refuses

To Sleep During Nap

Time, Are They Guilty

Of Resisting A Rest?
(I know, droll)
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I hate puddles like this:
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Ouchie!
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The Horrors!
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:kitty: financial advice?
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Sigh (Calvin strikes again!)
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Uh-oh!
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I apologize if this is AI-generated/copied...
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More "dad jokes"?
I Like To Hold Hands During Horror

Movies, Which Always Seems To Scare

The Strangers More Than The Movie.

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I Went To A Seafood Disco

Last Week...

And Pulled A Mussel.

(I know, I know, droll)
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Why haven't we thought of this?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another "dad joke"?
Mozart Was A Child Prodigy.

Seriously, He Was A Sharp Minor.

(I know, I know, droll)
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His reputation precedes him!
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A possible repost (yeah, a Jonesy joke):
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Amen to that, Calvin! (aka, Calvin strikes again!)
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Never underestimate a determined :kitty:!
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"Soup of the Day"?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
I don't blame him...
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Just a thought...
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Another "dad joke"?
The Ski Trip Stated Off Great,

But It Was All Downhill From There.
(I know, I know, droll)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Yep, it's gone mad/crazy:
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Another truism, "starring" :kitty:s?
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A truism? It "stars" a :kitty:!
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
From my Quora feed:
Two friends, Jimmy and Steve are out for a Sunday drive. The lights ahead turn red and Jimmy steams right through the intersection. Steve is mortified. ‘Relax amigo,’ reassures Jimmy, ‘my brother Johnny does that all the time.’ A few blocks down, the lights turn red and Jimmy cruises on through it. Steve is aghast. “You did it again!’ ‘Take it easy bro, my brother does it all the time.’ They drive on and the next light turns green and Jimmy screeches to a halt. ‘What the blue fck is going on!’ shouts Steve, ‘the light’s green!’ Jimmy looks to the right. ‘Yeah, I know man, but my brother might be coming the other way.’
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Who else empathizes? (from my LiveJournal feed):
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I bet he cheats
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The pain of it all...
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another that I wonder who else empathizes? (again, from my LiveJournal feed)):
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LMAO (posted on my LiveJournal feed):
My Email Password

Has Been Hacked.


That's The Third

Time I've Had To

Rename The Cat.
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I Knew A Guy Who

Collected Candy Canes.

They Were All In

Mint Condition.
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I hate when this happens:
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Does anyone (besides me) foresee a tragedy here?
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Yeah, not so much, Dad... (Calvin strikes again)
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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Life with pets!
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Especially with Calvin around! (aka Calvin strikes again!):
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Self-explanatory?
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