Discussion in 'Lounge' started by AletheiaRivers, May 18, 2006.
Another Bob Newhart skit:
More :kitty:s for your enjoyment:
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I need a book cover like that one! Perhaps an entire series of them (different murder methods featured...)
Wasn’t there a series of alphabet murder books? P is for poison and so on? You could start your own version of just the dust jackets!
I believe that you're thinking of an alphabet mystery series that won't be completed (I think that author passed away earlier this year...)
Yep. That is what I remember. Sue Grafton, I believe?
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Google "Scarfolk Council"
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Where do pirates keep their buccaneers? Under their buccan hats! -
From something that I listened to earlier today:
"You're as useless as a porcupine in a condom factory!"
I wish that I could remember who to attribute it to.
Jack gets home and finds his wife in bed with his friend. So he takes out his gun and shoots him dead. "Hey," says his wife: "Cut that out. Soon you're not going to have any friends left."
From a mug that Stephen Colbert has: Don't even talk to me until I get my paycheck
From a t-shirt I saw: "I can't go to Hell. Satan has a restraining order against me."
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