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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    Another Bob Newhart skit:


    You're welcome.

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  2. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    Aussie Thoughts Just my 2 cents

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  5. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

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    I need a book cover like that one! Perhaps an entire series of them (different murder methods featured...)

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    Wasn’t there a series of alphabet murder books? P is for poison and so on? You could start your own version of just the dust jackets!
     
  7. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    I believe that you're thinking of an alphabet mystery series that won't be completed (I think that author passed away earlier this year...)

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    Yep. That is what I remember. Sue Grafton, I believe?
     
  9. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

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    25 Monday Lisa.jpg

    Morning Lisa.
     
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    Google "Scarfolk Council"

    Here is a sample: [​IMG]
     
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    Aussie Thoughts Just my 2 cents

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    Where do pirates keep their buccaneers? Under their buccan hats! -:D
     
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    From something that I listened to earlier today:
    "You're as useless as a porcupine in a condom factory!"

    I wish that I could remember who to attribute it to.

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    RJM Corbet Deus Pascus Corvus

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    Jack gets home and finds his wife in bed with his friend. So he takes out his gun and shoots him dead. "Hey," says his wife: "Cut that out. Soon you're not going to have any friends left."
     
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro

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    From a mug that Stephen Colbert has: Don't even talk to me until I get my paycheck

    From a t-shirt I saw: "I can't go to Hell. Satan has a restraining order against me."

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