Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

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    A twist on The Mandalorian:



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    Cino Big Love! (Atheist mystic)

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    Yes, caffeine! The god molecule if there ever was one!
     
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    I am totally atheistic to this...

    Can't even eat a toffee candy..

    Coke n Pepsi et al have always been bleah. The smell of coffee makes me nauseous.

    The closest I get is I'll add a little Kahlua to my eggnog and rum milkshake this season.
     
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    What about tea? Or chocolate? <(^x^)>

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    wil UNeyeR1

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    No tea, some chocolate...but lol a candy bar is comparable to a cup of decaf...or somewhere between a tenth and a twentieth of your average Starbucks

    And it doesn't taste like coffee or tea.

    The smell is enough for me to stay away...
     
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    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai

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    Not a joke exactly, but I'm talking to Aussie the other night, (I repeat this with his permission), and he says something that's been cracking me up ever since.

    What with all the wild fires and dry weather they've been having down under, as you can no doubt imagine, water is at a premium. Well, apparently it's possible to tap a cactus and get quite a bit of water from it. So Aussie tells me one of their Aboriginal workers did just that and returned with several liters.

    So I asked him, "What's cactus water taste like?"

    Aussie says, "Like the Jolly Green Giant whizzed on your shrubs!"

    The lad do turn a phrase!!! :D:D:D
     
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    Could go in Cats, too:



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    Aussie Thoughts Just my 2 cents

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    Got it backasswards mate! It's, "... whizzed in your tea!" -:p
     
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    Namaste Jesus Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai

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    Oops! :oops:
     
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    This jokes made my day. Thank you.
     
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