Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

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  1. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    This happened earlier today at a grocery store near my apartment:

    I was getting some stuff so that I would have something to eat when I took my medications. While I was there, another customer stopped me to comment on my t-shirt-of-the-day (it was from a production of Guys and Dolls [no, I didn't see the live production, just "inherited" the shirt].) The thing that stopped him was what was on the front: Cr@p!

    When we parted, he started singing something from the musical, stopping several other customers and a few people working at the store (I "escaped" to finish shopping.)

    When I got home, The Trio was playing "Catch-the-Tail" on the headboard, waiting for the paper bags that they "knew" I was coming home with.

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Sometimes I feel like the kid, other times I feel like the adult:

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    RJM Corbet God Feeds the Ravens

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    I completely understand. I don't understand the purpose of video calls at all. Surely the purpose of talking on the telephone is that you can talk without being visible?

    "Hey honey where are you?"
    Why don't you just interface my implanted microchip body camera/locator ... so why? No need to ask?

    Anyway ... it's an interesting real manifestation of science fiction stuff ... I really don't like video calling ... my daughter can do it, if it's my birthday or something, but she is the only one allowed to do so my world.

    Most people know it's not a good idea to telephone me at all, unless there's a good reason.

    Oh please don't phone me when I'm in the middle of doing something: 'So hi, how are you? We haven't chatted for ages. How are things? Are you having a good day?"

    Well, perhaps I was a bit ... but that was before you took it upon yourself to interrupt my valuable life by assuming I really want to put on hold whatever else I might be doing at this moment, in order chat to small talk with you ...

    That's what the text apps are for imo -- state your purpose and give me my own time to reply ...
     
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  6. Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Another from my LiveJournal, perfect/purrfect for teachers:

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    From my LiveJournal feed:

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    wil UNeyeR1

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    A friend asked "What day is it even?" Another friend answered "March 206th"
     
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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    A truism?

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    I haz license now. Kin I drive?

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Another truism from my LiveJournal feed (or is it?):

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    Could be posted in Cats:



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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    A truism:

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    Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine Junior Moderator, Intro Staff Member

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    I don't want to sleep like either a baby or a husband; I want to sleep like a :kitty:!

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    wil UNeyeR1

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    Socially acceptable drug addiction...
     
  17. Miken

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    From another thread
    Sorry, couldn't resist :)

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