Where Will You Spend Eternity?

In which circle of Dante's Hell will you spend eternity? Take this test and find out!

Caution: There are some questions on this test you may not want to answer, or that you may find are offensive just because they are asked. I know I found some of them offensive, but remember, this is Medieval Christianity we're talking about:

Dante's Inferno Test

My result: Purgatory.

 

For those interested, here's a link to Wiki that describes the circles and levels of hell in Dante's Divine Comedy.

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin, and Damnation
Take the test: Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin, and Damnation

 

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

 

Luna,

Even though the original, pre-English Old Testament did not include the word "Eternal", I took the test anyway.

Wow, it sent me to the Second Level of Hell. (Probably due to my non-monotheistic answers. I answered no to the Pimp question....)

 

I'm going to be doing a lot of the "limbo" rock throughout eternity.

It's interesting that taking the test only qualifies one to reside in hell. What happened to the other place up there, or is that only supposed to be a figment of one's imagination ?

flow....

 

Last time I took this test some two years ago, I ended up in level two, lol!

Interesting test,


James

 

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

Wow, I must have been really, really bad!
Apparently I have to spend eternity in New Jersey ;(

 

Lol! I already escaped that circle once.

 

Hi,

Well, aren't I a bad boy?

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Level

Who are sent there?
Score​

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Purgatory
Repenting Believers

Low​

Level 1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers

High​

Level 2
Lustful

Moderate​

Level 3
Gluttonous

High​

Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious

Very Low​

Level 5
Wrathful and Gloomy

Very Low​

Level 6 - The City of Dis
Heretics

Moderate​

Level 7
Violent

Low​

Level 8- the Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers

Moderate​

Level 9 - Cocytus
Treacherous

High​

My parents would be so disappointed in me. Does anyone know when visiting times are?

s. (frozen in ice, apparently).

 

Hang on, "frigid pit of despair"? I had a holiday there once.

 

Hi,

Cheer up flow, limbo is being cancelled due to lack of interest.

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Vatican to review state of limbo

s.

(unlike the 9th circle.... )

 

...and where's the 17th?

 

Right in the middle of heaven is a walled garden, with high walls, and with significant 'keep your distance' signs on the outside. At various points, a signboard proclaims:
"Please keep quiet. Catholics within, and thery think they're the only ones here."

I shall be inside, but close to the wall, whistling "All Along The Watchtower," if anyone wants a chat ... bring a ladder.

Thomas

 

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Whew! Thought I would end up on Level 2.

Does anyone believe that something simliar awaits the damned?

 

Well at first glance, I thought I was doing pretty well. Then I noticed that I scored very low among the heretics. Now I'm worried....

InPeace,
InLove

 

Snoop...good work...I always knew that you had potential. And you must agree that the priority of your state of "being" in the future will be better than my fate of being "done away with" by the Vatican.

I HATE TESTS !

Gosh...it will be as if I never existed.

flow....

 

Hey Snoop!

Howdy Neighbor!

 

Hi,

Well priority is certainly one word to describe my fate. If I've been treacherous to my own country does that mean I could be frozen next to Tony Blair?

s.