Where Will You Spend Eternity?

Discussion in 'Belief and Spirituality' started by lunamoth, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. Snoopy

    Snoopy Active Member

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    Hi there,

    Howya doin' ?

    Just chillin' meself. Very ******* chillin' actually.

    s.
     
  2. Francis king

    Francis king New Member

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    hurrah! I'm a level niner!! wo hoo...
     
  3. Francis king

    Francis king New Member

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    ...we could job share...?
     
  4. China Cat Sunflower

    China Cat Sunflower Nimrod

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    Sixth level: City of Dis.

    I guess I'm pretty darn sinful!

    Chris
     
  5. China Cat Sunflower

    China Cat Sunflower Nimrod

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    Dang! Wil's more sinful than me. Dang! See, all that church didn't help you a bit.

    Chris
     
  6. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    My church life is fairly recent, I dug myself pretty deep the first 40 years!!

    Dante doesn't give much credit for salvation...or my pagan tendencies and respect sorta killed any credits I got.
     
  7. lunamoth

    lunamoth Episcopalian

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    Man, I took it again but the lowest I could get was limbo.

    luna, who has always been a very boring goody two-shoes and didn't answer the questions about sex. ;)
     
  8. InLove

    InLove at peace

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    Those were optional, weren't they, luna? :)

    InPeace,
    InLove
     
  9. flowperson

    flowperson Oannes

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    I answered "em all, including the sex questions...that's why I'm going to limbo, which will cease to exist in the future.

    Snoop, wil...you guys seem to be good people who have lots of the zest of life... got any room in 9 d'ya think? Chris...I'm so proud of you !

    flow....:rolleyes:
     
  10. Thomas

    Thomas Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Well, luckily I have argued elsewhere for the existence of Purgatory, because that is where I am destined – so I can draw some solace that at least I'm there not with egg on my face!

    Oh, this is nonsense! I scored High for Lust (Level 2) and High for (Level 8) the Malebolge, for my fraudulence (it was only a little fib), maliciousness (there's Pisces for you) and pandering ... and I was only trying to be nice!

    But Lust? Rubbish! I live a life of the strictest ascesis and rigorous mortification ... at the hands of my b*tches! Whoo-ha-ha-ha-haa-haa!

    Thomas
    (Hey! The floor just gave waa-a--a---ay!)
     
  11. InLove

    InLove at peace

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    Look out b-e-l-o-o-o-w! :D
     
  12. InLove

    InLove at peace

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    When the floor gave way, my head was on backwards, so I really didn't even see it coming. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Thomas

    Thomas Super Moderator Staff Member

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    ... sound of falling stops with splintering crash, a door panel shatters inwards, and the manic face of Thomas appears in the gap... "Hee-e-r-e-es Tommy!"

    (Tommy, who will never look anywhere near as cool as Jack Nicholson, is banking on the fact that he is the image of his father, and that on a good day dad could be mistaken for Robert Mitchum ... perhaps I should have come up with a reference to 'Cape Fear', rather than 'The Shining'?)

    :eek:
     
  14. 17th Angel

    17th Angel לבעוט את התחת ולקחת שמות

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    I was guarded by the Minotaur in level seven.... Hah, bring it...

    NOOOO!! Satan is on level 9!!! Francis... Swap places? I want to be on level nine :(:(:(
     
  15. Snoopy

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    OK, but don't leave me all the rubbish jobs to do:)

    s.
     
  16. Snoopy

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    Ha!! Sixth level is for pussycats. I'll be taking my holidays there.:D

    s.
     
  17. Snoopy

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    Hi,

    Well it is the residence of Be'zebub himself so I imagine the deepest level of hell is quite desirable in everyway. In fact it's a real Bez Dez Rez.

    s.
     
  18. Tariki

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    .....................I begin to get the distinct impression that this subject isn't being treated with the seriousness it so richly deserves..........:)

    ..or is it :eek: ?

    I remember during my own fundamentalist days, our main speaker had a sign emblazoned with just those words......Where will you spend eternity? His sermons, on sunday afternoon street corners, were a delight to the ear.......(well, his ear anyway, most other ears had disappeared long before the end)

    Boy, did he take himself seriously!

    :)

    P.S. If anyone wants a few prime excerpts from his sermon please PM me..........WARNING: not for the delicate or those of a nervous disposition.
     
  19. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    2 funny... folks are happy with purgatory or limbo...anything else and they're jealous of Francis and Snoopy!

    Little work it appears any of us could go either direction...gotta take the test over to see...ie answer everything 'wrong' accept salvation and see if we can hit the top.

    Now for those of you that didn't answer the sex questions or any questions for that matter...despite the result on the computer...all else being equal...those answers are already written and computed in the big book eh?
     
  20. Snoopy

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    Hi,

    Heck no! Get it out in the open - start a thread somewhere!!!

    Some things just don't lend themselves to seriousness do they? But do lend themselves so easily to levity! I don't think this is hijacking cos it was posted as a tongue in cheek kind of thing I believe.

    s.

    (PS your fundamentalist days? Now I'm worried...:eek: )
     

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