Where Will You Spend Eternity?

Discussion in 'Belief and Spirituality' started by lunamoth, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. seattlegal

    seattlegal Mercuræn Buddhist Staff Member

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    I can't seem to get out of purgatory, no matter how lustful, panderous, and fraudulent I try to be!

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level.........................Who are sent there?........................Score

    Purgatory...................Repenting Believers..........................High
    Level 1 - Limbo.........Virtuous Non-Believers.........................High
    Level 2................................Lustful.................................Moderate
    Level 3..............................Gluttonous.............................Very Low
    Level 4.........................Prodigal and Avaricious...................Very Low
    Level 5..........................Wrathful and Gloomy.....................Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis.........Heretics...............................Very Low
    Level 7.................................Violent.................................Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge...Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers........Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus................Treacherous.............................Low
     
  2. wil

    wil UNeyeR1

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    If I can be of any assistance....:D
     
  3. seattlegal

    seattlegal Mercuræn Buddhist Staff Member

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    Oh, yeah! I wonder if my fish-slapping will get me to the violent realm?
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    Perhaps pandering? :rolleyes:
     
  4. China Cat Sunflower

    China Cat Sunflower Nimrod

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    You know what this means: Silas was right! We're all a bunch of filthy rags. Oh, the shame....!

    I have a nice condo right on the lake of fire if you niners are interested. Bought it as an investment property when I was an atheist.

    Chris
     
  5. InLove

    InLove at peace

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    Bingo, Chris. Yup. Filthy, filthy, menstruation rags. That is what we are.

    I just .....is my attitude showing...oh dear....what level am I now....I was hoping to get down to the freezing point so I could speak face to face with some of those traitors!

    Ugh...pardon me folks...I need to go find some sychronicity or some Love or God help me, some wisdom....

    As I told a good friend recently--we all dance. Some of us waltz, some of us tango, but eventually all of us tiptoe through the TULIP with Silas.

    Sorry, Silas--I don't even know if you read this stuff, but I am trying so hard.

    Oh wait--this is supposed to be a funny thread.

    Okay--:D

    InPeace,
    InLove
     
  6. InLove

    InLove at peace

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    Sorry, guys--it is beginning to get to me. It is where I came from. I am sure glad that Love was there somewhere in the fog. This is a great thread, by the way. Sorry to bring my frustrations in.

    China Cat--man, oh man, can I see what you are saying!

    I will survive.

    InPeace,
    InLove
     
  7. flowperson

    flowperson Oannes

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    This thread beats the snot outta "rush to be right". Best ever...hands down.

    flow....:D
     
  8. lunamoth

    lunamoth Episcopalian

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    No worries InLove, no need to apologize!

    1 There is a time for everything,
    and a season for every activity under the heavens:

    much love,
    luna
     
  9. InLove

    InLove at peace

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    Thank you, my dear moderator. You are a blessing, along with all of you dirty, dirty people.

    It just hits so close to home. I am going to listen to that still, small Voice now, and...

    Log out for the sake of us all.

    Great thread.

    InPeace,
    InLove
     
  10. lunamoth

    lunamoth Episcopalian

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    lunamoth Episcopalian

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    Your timeshare view:

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  12. lunamoth

    lunamoth Episcopalian

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    Boy, I sure hope no mods check this thread...it's getting kind of wild!


    doh!
     
  13. China Cat Sunflower

    China Cat Sunflower Nimrod

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    If the Bible had been written by Eskimos...

    Chris
     
  14. China Cat Sunflower

    China Cat Sunflower Nimrod

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    It's got a cold tub.

    Chris
     
  15. Prober

    Prober Give Us This Day...

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    ROFL:D :D :D
     
  16. seattlegal

    seattlegal Mercuræn Buddhist Staff Member

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    You can see a breakdown of the Seven Deadly Sins and how well you resist them here.
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  17. seattlegal

    seattlegal Mercuræn Buddhist Staff Member

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  18. Snoopy

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    Yeah, I'm interested! If I've got to spend all of eternity listening to Tony Bliar's ******** I might as well have nice vacations. Views look good too (to a niner):p

    s.
     
  19. Snoopy

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    Speak, my dear, to the No 1. Menstruation Rag.

    I am, as you may recall, a tango man. A dirty, filthy, steaming, tango man.

    s.
     
  20. Snoopy

    Snoopy Active Member

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    Hi,

    Just done this bit of nonsense too and I scored very low on 6 of them and low on 1.

    So how come I'm a Level Niner? :confused:

    s.
     

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