The "OF" Corral

[17th Angel]

India, Alex.

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s.

oh ok... *Soft sympathetic tone...* I think it might be austria.... (oh you edited your post? *looks at link*) OH IN-DI-A.... Sorry

 

[wil]

India, Alex.

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First 3 weeks I'l be helping out at an animal sanctuary in Goa. Then I head south into rural Kerela where I will help out on a clean drinking water program. But I also plan visits to several Hindu temples and have a week on a houseboat through the Alappuzha backwaters booked.

s.

hip hip for the Old Farts!

 

[juantoo3]

Old farts never die.

They just smell that way...


Sorry Snoop...I couldn't resist!

For a bunch of Old Farts it sounds like the club is pretty active.

 

[Tao_Equus]

Flow through the Universal Ocean of Love

A memorial picture in honour of Flow.

 

[greymare]

nice one Tao.

 

[oldgordy]

As a new member I am intrigued by the OF corral and would like to apply for membership.
My qualifications are as follows:-
1 I use 2 hands to brush my teeth (1 to hold them one to brush them)
2 I dont remember the 60,s (because i was in them)
3 It takes me at least 2 years to get a cardigan comfy.
4 I am built upside down (My feet smell and my nose runs)

Do any of these qualify me for membership?

 

[Francis king]

has anyone mentioned the discriminatory vein of this section yet? I am 30 and demand equal rights!

 

[greymare]

Id say, oldgordy that you qualify. I REMEMBER when they pyramids were being built. Today they learn ancient history in schools, to me it was modern history. Grey is now my natural hair colour. But there are a few stubborns bits of auburn still there..

 

[Snoopy]

As a new member I am intrigued by the OF corral and would like to apply for membership.
My qualifications are as follows:-
1 I use 2 hands to brush my teeth (1 to hold them one to brush them)
2 I dont remember the 60,s (because i was in them)
3 It takes me at least 2 years to get a cardigan comfy.
4 I am built upside down (My feet smell and my nose runs)

Do any of these qualify me for membership?

I think you may be the new President.

s.

 

[Snoopy]

has anyone mentioned the discriminatory vein of this section yet? I am 30 and demand equal rights!

I think flow and I discussed this; he was shocked to find that chronologically speaking I'm not an old fart. I think it's more of a state of mind thing, not the body. If you watch Grumpy Old Men/Women (I think the men are better...) and think "too right!" then you're eligible...

well?

s.

 

[greymare]

when you start sentences with " in my day...." (then you qualify). When you tell a story that you think someone might be interested in. And they reply,," you already told us that." and you still dont remember telling them. then you qualify.

 

[earl]

As a new member I am intrigued by the OF corral and would like to apply for membership.
My qualifications are as follows:-
1 I use 2 hands to brush my teeth (1 to hold them one to brush them)
2 I dont remember the 60,s (because i was in them)
3 It takes me at least 2 years to get a cardigan comfy.
4 I am built upside down (My feet smell and my nose runs)

Do any of these qualify me for membership?

Welcome to the place in general. I'm definitely corral material myself-at least age-wise. earl

 

[earl]

you know you're an "OF" when you're sitting outside like my wife and I were last night and a loud vehicle roars by while we both think simultaneously, "get a muffler." earl

 

[wil]

how about the classic... "the music you listen to is just a bunch of noise"

remember when you used to here that?

and when you first said it?

 

[oldgordy]

Id say, oldgordy that you qualify. I REMEMBER when they pyramids were being built. Today they learn ancient history in schools, to me it was modern history. Grey is now my natural hair colour. But there are a few stubborns bits of auburn still there..

No greymare grey is not the natural hair colour. What happen is that as you get older the brain is so full of knowledge that the grey matter leaks out and stains the hair. Thats my excuse anyway.

 

[17th Angel]

has anyone mentioned the discriminatory vein of this section yet? I am 30 and demand equal rights!

Equal rights? You on about... To me you're an old fart! 30's? Sheesh that is like almost 90.

 

[wil]

has anyone mentioned the discriminatory vein of this section yet? I am 30 and demand equal rights!

Your gonna have to speak up, we can't hear you.

 

[oldgordy]

Do's and Don'ts for OF's

DO keep your teeth in your best whisky glass(Stops the young-uns using it).
DONT stop on the stairway (helps you remember if you are going up or coming down).

How about these for starters any more out there?

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[greymare]

There is a fine line between ignorance and deafness, use this to your advantage.

 

[juantoo3]

Eh? You'll have to speak up...