The Reincarnated Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread

what if rock'n roll?
natures way of dancing now
snap crackle and pop

 

snap crackle and pop
zappa plays zappa dot com
enjoy tour de frank

 

snap crackle and pop
wisdom here at interfaith
and dont eat yellow snow

 

and dont eat yellow snow
oh wah tah gooh gooh sigh amb
snow gotta have snow

 

falling leaves through space
you said it would always last
but trees are naked

 

but trees are naked
asleep until creation
life sleeps in the vein

 

life sleeps in the vein
a man on a long journey
speaking one's own name

 

speaking one's own name
while in slumber on a train
naked mindfulness?

 

naked mindfulness?
barefoot steps in broken glass
mosquitos on necks

 

mosquitos on necks
your distraction guaranteed
which one do you slap

 

which one do you slap?
the whoosh of the zen stick says
wake up! Be mindful!

 

Wake up! Be mindful
Faint heart fair lover ownership?
Guitar blues follow

 

Guitar blues follow
drum roll patient falling drops
one end of a stick

 

one end of the stick
can never meet the other
unless it's broken

 

unless it is broken
hyphenated-ly spoken
no pause between words

 

no pause between words
definition: drowning ass
asphyxiation

 

a**fixiation:
trying to catch my breath while
laughing my a** off

 

laugh asterisks off
so that I will not offend
delicate senses

 

delicate senses
one loose screw is all it takes
goats and grass are good

 

goats and grass are good
hunkered down bait and blind
woe the jabberwock