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In my head. HELP! IM TRAPPED IN HERE!
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I love that song. My da used to sing it to me as a lullaby. Ah, memories... :(

"What's he got a tea cozy on his head for?!?!" :eek:

Carrots were originally purple. :mad:

And without further adeu....... Your name is flamingos right? :confused:

:D:mad::p;):p;):p;):p:mad::D

They wuv eachother!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!:D
 

juantoo3

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A train fell off the track. I guess it derailed.

I got mad about it at first, yelling and screaming and hollering. But I got over it. I was railing, so I derailed. ;)
 

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You misspelled singin' . Its supposed to go "Singin' in da rane...joust singin' in da rane."
 

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You misspelled singin' . Its supposed to go "Singin' in da rane...joust singin' in da rane."


That's a common Mondegreen, but the real lyrics is "Singin' in Bahrain, joust singin' in Bahrain".
 

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Did you know that a 4 month old kitten can fit in a tote bag along with several school books, and still be able to be lifted? :eek:

Now, the difficulty with said experiment is that :kitty: might not like it, and attack the hand lifting. :p

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 

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It's October, and the :kitty:s are sporting their Breast Cancer Awareness harnesses (the toms' harnesses are trimmed in blue to raise awareness of the male victims. :D)

My apologies for the PSA.

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The ad on another thread read "get your asprin (sic) for horses here."

Am I sure I want to buy medication from someone who can't even spell?

When do the kittens wear appropriate reminder harnesses for testicular cancer awareness? That's the blue ribbon, you know...I wear both. I am always surprised at how few people are aware.

Let's see how the ad reader struggles with that for a bit...

Of course..."Meet exciting new singles in your area"...why should I have ever thought any different?
 
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