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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institionalized.

well, said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

oh, i understand, said the visitor.
A normal person would use the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
No, said the director, a normal person would pull the plug.


DO YOU WANT A BED BY THE WINDOW:D
 
Funny! Ok, how's this continuation of the joke?

...to which the visitor replied, "So that's how the staff here does it?"
"No," said the director. "We use the buckets."
"So then what are you doing in charge of an asylum?" said the visitor, to which the director replied "I worked my way up through the ranks, of course. First I used the plug, then the spoon, the teacup, and finally the bucket."
"Well" said the visitor, "I think somebody should pull the plug on this whole operation."
"That's what I used to think, too." said the director, "But don't worry. We'll continue working with you until you get it right."
 
mee said:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institionalized.

well, said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

oh, i understand, said the visitor.
A normal person would use the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
No, said the director, a normal person would pull the plug.


DO YOU WANT A BED BY THE WINDOW:D
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:D :D
 
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(well, I thought it was funny)
 
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ​
 
Francis king said:
it's okay to tell jokes about the Irish, or the mentally ill... but not about jews?

je ne comprende pas!
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Mon nom (Je m'apelle) "what ever the hell you want to call it", est Joshua. Je suis irlandais, et certains disent que je suis mentalement - défectuosité. Mais une chose que je sais, suis nous ne fais pas l'amusement de Dieu' ; personnes choisies par s.
Si vous comprendez, tres bien. Si vous non, je le regrete...

v/r

Q
 
Quahom1 said:
Mon nom (Je m'apelle) "what ever the hell you want to call it", est Joshua. Je suis irlandais, et certains disent que je suis mentalement - défectuosité. Mais une chose que je sais, suis nous ne fais pas l'amusement de Dieu' ; personnes choisies par s.
Si vous comprendez, tres bien. Si vous non, je le regrete...

v/r

Q
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not fair.........english please
 
Francis king said:
Bored of witnessing?
Tired of giving the public the same old message?

Then you need: disabled jokes 2- free with this week's Watchtower!







(well, I thought it was funny)
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its good to have a sense of humor:)


Naturally, what makes us smile or laugh differs from person to person and from culture to culture.

Just as beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, so humor depends on the mind of the spectator,


Humor is said to be the ability to see the funny or amusing side of things ,and talking about that .




Humor and False Religion​





The Bible itself uses this type of humor in some places. ​



For example: The prophet Isaiah describes how a woodcutter chops down a laurel tree, uses part of the wood to make a fire by which he cooks his food and warms himself, "but the remainder of it he actually makes into a god itself, into his carved image. He prostrates himself to it and bows down and prays to it and says: ‘Deliver me, for you are my god.’"—Isa. 44:14-17; ​



now that is funny:D​



 
mee said:
its good to have a sense of humor:)

For example: The prophet Isaiah describes how a woodcutter chops down a laurel tree, uses part of the wood to make a fire by which he cooks his food and warms himself, "but the remainder of it he actually makes into a god itself, into his carved image. He prostrates himself to it and bows down and prays to it and says: ‘Deliver me, for you are my god.’"—Isa. 44:14-17; ​



now that is funny:D​



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It is good to remember that it is God, not the vehicle, that is the agent of salvation....
 
"MY BALLS ITCH! SOMEBODY PLEASE SCRATCH MY BALLS...:eek:"

-Cheech Marin

:D, you had to been there, I think it was the second Cheech and Chong movie. Asylum scene, Cheech in a straightjacket, chained to the floor, and his friends come visit...cracks me up every time I think about it.
 
greymare said:
not fair.........english please
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He basically said My name is joshua.. (by the way you only needed the 'mon nom') He then spoke about his... erm mentalitiy lol and said he was irish Erm something about gods amusement..... then he says: If you can understand what he is saying very good and if not then he regrets it...

Thats what I got from it...
 
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