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flowperson said:
Nomadic Fish Slapper Alert !!!

Theobromine... isn't that a headache remedy for those who think too much about religion ?

flow....:D
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Much better that getting whacked upside the head with the Zen stick! :p
Which reminds me of a more fun use of the Zen stick and chocolate:
 

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I've only got AD....I don't have time for the rest...

See Pauling for the little balls...he wrote in his journal when he was like 16, "I've decided to keep a better journal and write all my thoughts down, because later people will be looking back through it and wondering what I was thinking now"

Nobel Prize winner that the cover of LIFE magazine in the 60's said, "Send the Pacifist Home!" or something to that affect...for his anti-war anti nuke efforts...father of modern chemistry he was...he started those little balls..

Costa Rica elected a Nobel Prize winner for President....why don't we??

Costa Rica is taking the "Compassionate Classroom" a curriculum based on non-violence to their entire elementary school system...and intending on moving it up with middle school and high school with intent on creating generation after generation of people who look for win-win solutions.

why don't we??

all of this posted on the useless thread....as if it was posted elsewhere it would be considered....well useless...somehow here it actually borders on useful...

maybe if we can make stuff useful here...it can be useful elsewhere...

Don't mind me...I just spent another wonderful weekend with over a hundred awesome high school kids....I'm still high from the experience...they rejuvenate me!
 
wil said:
Costa Rica elected a Nobel Prize winner for President....why don't we??

Costa Rica is taking the "Compassionate Classroom" a curriculum based on non-violence to their entire elementary school system...and intending on moving it up with middle school and high school with intent on creating generation after generation of people who look for win-win solutions.

why don't we??
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At the risk of sounding like a useless cynic (pardon me I just read this article by Naomi Wolf about the Fascist trajectory that Amerikkka is on), we don't do those things because to do so would be to put value on critical thinking and education, which is something that a controlling government guards against and tries to squelch.

On a cheery note:
 

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niranjan said:
Through this thread , I am only stating the damage caused by
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juantoo3 said:
Charlie Brown
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samabudhi said:
It's like the Mafia clinging to Catholicism.
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Francis king said:
what we need to do
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Miss Amy said:
make
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..him ¬.¬

shadowman said:
cross a road with heavy traffic?
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enlightenment said:
Could it work, even in theory?http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22508
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niranjan said:
I believe this is the logical and pragmatic solution to this problem. Peace to all,
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17th Angel said:
..him ¬.¬
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I don't see why not, he'd cross the street in a heartbeat with the right incentive, afterall look what Lucy got him to do with the football...year after year.

That is what the world needs today a good five cent psychiatrist that will teach us life lessons by yankin the reality rug every now and then...
 
wil said:
I don't see why not, he'd cross the street in a heartbeat with the right incentive, afterall look what Lucy got him to do with the football...year after year.

That is what the world needs today a good five cent psychiatrist that will teach us life lessons by yankin the reality rug every now and then...
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Muslimwoman said:
OMG are you a Pratchett fan? If not, why not?
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Well spotted Muslimwoman! Someone on another website forum asked me if I read TP, as my writing style seemed to have a certain similarity. I had to confess yes. But I would like to point out that if there's been any influencing it's that TP has been influenced by me, since my casual garbage style pre-dates any reading of his books!

s.

PS My doctor is a big fan too, but that's another story.
 
wil said:
I've only got AD....I don't have time for the rest...
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maybe if we can make stuff useful here...it can be useful elsewhere...
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yeah it could be a repository of stuff that we copy and paste into other threads where appropriate....make a change from Wikipedia...


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The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down​

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. ​
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1.. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.​
 
Snoopy said:
Well spotted Muslimwoman! Someone on another website forum asked me if I read TP, as my writing style seemed to have a certain similarity. I had to confess yes. But I would like to point out that if there's been any influencing it's that TP has been influenced by me, since my casual garbage style pre-dates any reading of his books!

s.

PS My doctor is a big fan too, but that's another story.
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Unreal, my dog is called Magrat and my family call me Esme (not sure if that is a compliment though). :D
 
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