because he's stayin under till the bubbles stop?
yikes...
I recall when I was in my early 20's... a friend 'got religion', 'saw the light', had his 'road to Damascus' experience... and he invited us to his baptism. At his church the pool was behind a wall up and above behind the pulpit. There was a curtain closed over it during the service...the preacher left, went up the curtain opened...and there was Steve waste deep in the water with the preacher behind him...he said the words dippped him and the curtain closed...sort of surreal.... and then the curtain opened and there stood the pastor with about a 13 year old blond kid in the water...
I said to my wife, "There might just be something to this stuff!"