Your Daily Rant

To Whom it May Concern,

WTF is going on with my MetFormin? I've been out for a fortnight (which is dangerous!) and I refuse to go on insulin due to my "weird" blood (it coagulates immediately, prohibiting "regular" glucose monitoring...)

To Whom it May Concern #2,

I don't want to call your odors out in public since they are rather prodominant (they were the subject of the "conversation" between management and the lady that helps me.) I don't need to hear about your medical enuram, either, since I have my own medical enuram to deal with. Your driver might be able to refuse service for you if you don't clean up your act (I have dealt with refusal of service before Shadow Kibblesbane was neutered [anyone who has lived with a "sprayer" would be familiar with the scent...])

To Whom it May Concern #3,

When I ask for no bacon, please heed my request. I'm deathly allergic to pork products, and y'all don't want a visit from the fire department!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

There is a combination smoke and haze warning going on here. Several neighbours have some form of respiratory and/or cardiac condition. You're not a special case unless a "special snowflake" (please excuse the insult/vocabulary here...)

To Whom it May Concern #2,

I'm not a bank. I have to "spend down" starting this week, but I've overheard that you are chronically overdrafting. Stop spending on useless trinkets and you might find yourself having too much money at the end of the month like me!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
If someone needs to visit "the loo", let them go!
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Lol...

I was in the ER and they had gotten my heart under control....so i was.just being monitored.while.they were waiting for a room and a.transport before being moved upstairs.

It got busy in another room a pulmonary code. Well I had to go, and I was confined to bed, fall hazard. I HAD TO GO! I pushed the button, i told the who answered i had to go. She said they were all busy, just go.

I lay there, just go? Really just go?

A nurse walked by and I hollered, and she hollered back....We know, but we are all hands on deck, GO! We will clean you up later.

I'll save ya the details but afterward I was forced over on my side, to one side of the bed, clinging to the rails, straining my biceps to not roll back over onto/into ill spare you the details... I am sure your minds eye completely understands my position.

All I could think was I dont know who put "laying in a pile of your own feces on my bucket list"

But I was glad to scratch it off!

Long ago I worked on mantras, and one was if you are gonna laugh about it later you may as well laugh about it now. And when the nurses came in, they had err...the entire view....of my a** laughing.

They did nothing but compliment me on my patience, on my being with the predicament. And asked the classic nurse required rhetorical question, "is it OK if I clean you up?"

It is these nurses and that attitude and many others who are.the reason I am here today.
 
To Whom it May Concern,

The power went out for 2.5 hours throughout the complex (it started ~9:00 AM, ending ~11:30AM.) The area covered by this blackout was about a three-block radius. You're not special!

To Whom it May Concern #2,

Just because you "need" to do laundry doesn't exempt you from the power outage, either. Just wait until the power is back on before putting your laundry in the washer along with your detergent/quarters. Oh, and have something to wear separate from everything else before doing laundry! We don't need to see you in the "alltogether"!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

Just because I let some of the neighbours and/or management know about a special offer through a local (to me) diner doesn't mean that I can partake in said offer myself (I have a severe allergy as well as other medical conditions that forbid me from having regular burgers, and the offer is "if the Brewers win X many games in a row, any/all customers get a certain amount of free hamburgers the next business day"...)

To Whom it May Concern #2,

I won't pay for your laundry. Stop taking my stuff out of the washer for your load!

To Whom it May Concern #3,

I won't pay for your dog's food. The salespeople know that I'm deathly allergic to dogs for one, and I don't have the extra funds to pay for anything besides the stuff for The Trio for the other...

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
I won't pay for your laundry. Stop taking my stuff out of the washer for your load!
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What's going on there?
If your load is done and they remove the items, you aren't paying extra are you? Or, is something else going on? Are they taking your stuff out while the washer is still running? 🤨 :eek::oops:o_O
 
TheLightWithin said:
What's going on there?
If your load is done and they remove the items, you aren't paying extra are you? Or, is something else going on? Are they taking your stuff out while the washer is still running? 🤨 :eek::oops:o_O
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No, they took my load out after the water filled the first time, but before the wash cycle started. That is what p!ssed me off royally!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

I don't know that much about certain religions, so I don't talk about them. On the other hand, I do know enough about a couple that I could recognize enuram that it takes all of my won'tpower not to literally call you out in public! I don't want to be banned from participating in the only interactive program that our "bank" has me in! Oh, and y'all need to look up the rules and regulations concerning recycling (not that it pertains to religion...!)

To Whom it May Concern #2,

You owe me another set of measuring spoons because of your negligence! Three of them got "chewed up" in the garbage disposal (had to throw them out because they were destroyed in said disposer!) I'm ready to terminate your services, even though you were recommended by a couple of other people (one died before the COVID-19 pandemic!) Oh, and you also threw out half a box of litter box liners that The Trio have for their "facilities" (I picked up two boxes this time!) Your competitor appreciated that I did (the helpers actually take out the used litter, which the "help" refuses to do, even though they have more medical conditions that ought to prevent them from doing that chore as well as me [I have a cardiac condition, as does one of the help...])

To Whom it May Concern #3,

Laundry rooms hours are eight AM to 8:45 PM/20:45! You still can use the vending machines on the ground floor, but that's it! Oh, and I refuse to give out the code to the ground floor laundry room because the vandal/burglar that stole all of the money from both vending machines as well as the washer/dryer hasn't been arrested yet! If you really need it, write it down!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To whom it may concern (waiting at the service counter)
Your oblivion to those around you was obnoxious to the point of aggression.
No matter where I stood you stood between me and that counter, even after you were waited on, and two members of your group kept passing in front of everyone, back and forth, seemingly dedicated to remaining in my line of sight so I could not see the menu from any angle.
Amongst your cacophony you couldn't hear us say "excuse me" "excuse us" -- who knows, maybe if we had been vigorous enough to shout (after the day we had, naw)
That other couple who had been there since before us would not have been waited on timely if I didn't see them crushed behind you and wave them forward when my husband and I were called up.
You ran me into the wall and almost hit me with the baby carriage and didn't even see me - And didn't hear me!!
Look up and notice reality - or at least the other people around you. o_O 😖😣
 
TheLightWithin said:
To whom it may concern (waiting at the service counter)
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You ran me into the wall and almost hit me with the baby carriage and didn't even see me - And didn't hear me!!
Look up and notice reality - or at least the other people around you. o_O 😖😣
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If there was a real baby in there, I wonder if the person would kick up a fuss if a stranger removed said baby from the carriage (not that I would recommend that personally...) That's one way kidnappers get away with child snatching IIRC.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

I understand that Harley-Davidson motorcycles are loud, but that doesn't excuse the noise coming from your van at 1:30 in the morning...

To Whom it May Concern #2,

I have asked that you come at a reasonable hour. 5:30 in the morning isn't considered reasonable in the building, especially when you use your vacuum cleaner during the "quiet hours" posted all over the building! Ditto the garbage dispososer in the kitchen sink!

To Whom it May Concern #3,

Several times the vending machines have "eaten" money without distributing a product. Hell, your company still owes me close to six US dollars, if not more!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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