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Well it's official. Got one all the way through school with minimal blood shed, no incarcerations or paternity suits!:D

Son's currently working full time on the farm and plans to walk his beloved down the aisle sometime next year. Well, down the corridor at the registrars office anyway...;)
 
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Aussie Thoughts said:
Well it's official. Got one all the way through school with minimal blood shed, no incarcerations or paternity suits!:D

Son's currently working full time on the farm and plans to walk his beloved down the aisle sometime next year. Well, down the corridor of the registrars office anyway...;)
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That is a good feeling... When mine wrapped up the education components and got a position with retirement program, insurance, and stability they surpassed the old man instantly!
 
Aussie Thoughts said:
Well it's official. Got one all the way through school with minimal blood shed, no incarcerations or paternity suits!:D

Son's currently working full time on the farm and plans to walk his beloved down the aisle sometime next year. Well, down the corridor at the registrars office anyway...;)
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Congratulations!
 
Aussie Thoughts said:
Well it's official. Got one all the way through school with minimal blood shed, no incarcerations or paternity suits!:D

When my girls started highschool, I wanted them to come out the other side with useful qualifications ... towards the end, I didn't care about that, I just wanted them to get through without too much damage. All-girls schools can be really bitchy, they leave us boys in the shade on that score ...

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There is a Queen Elizabeth Boys' School, and a Queen Elizabeth Girls'.

My delights came home one day, both outraged at the fact that the boys' school referred to the girls' school as 'the whores on the hill'. 'That's awful," I said. 'What you should do is come up with a nickname for the boys.' 'Oh, we've got one,' they told me. 'What is it?' I asked in all innocence. 'The c***s on the corner'. Silly me for asking ...
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My delights came home one day, both outraged at the fact that the boys' school referred to the girls' school as 'the whores on the hill'. 'That's awful," I said. 'What you should do is come up with a nickname for the boys.' 'Oh, we've got one,' they told me. 'What is it?' I asked in all innocence. 'The c***s on the corner'. Silly me for asking ...
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LOL... I went to public school, but one day we got out late and had to share public transport with a number of Seton High girls. They were all sitting in the back of the bus reading "The Happy Hooker" aloud. We were scared to death of Catholic Schoolgirls from that moment on!:eek:
Aussie Thoughts said:
Son's currently working full time on the farm and plans to walk his beloved down the aisle sometime next year. Well, down the corridor at the registrars office anyway...;)
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No Preachers?
 
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Thomas said:
My delights came home one day, both outraged at the fact that the boys' school referred to the girls' school as 'the whores on the hill'. 'That's awful," I said. 'What you should do is come up with a nickname for the boys.' 'Oh, we've got one,' they told me. 'What is it?' I asked in all innocence. 'The c***s on the corner'. Silly me for asking ...
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Could be worse, mate. At least they didn't come home expecting 'Spotted Dick' for their tea!:D
 
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