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If I could clone you.... And you died... You kept all memory of every single second of your life even how you died and your last breath..... That clone wouldn't be you would it? You'd be dead.... You personally wouldn't be that clone that freaking clone would be different.... Right? I mean you wouldn't know would you, you'd be dead. You wouldn't keep on going....Would you? I mean like, the clones chain of thought wouldn't be your's you wouldn't know it's thoughts or movement or life.... So what would the point be in me freaking cloning you?
 
Simpson (86) asked “if someone had all the other qualities you desire in a marriage partner would you marry this person if you were not in love?” The highest proportion of yes came from Pakistan, Thailand and India (collectivist countries) and the lowest from the USA and UK (individualist countries). Western: dyads (2 person groups), romantic love, individualistic, voluntary and temporary. Non-Western: family ties, responsibilities, collectivist, involuntary and permanent. Western psychologists tend to equate “relationships” with “Western relationships” – a form of ethnocentrism.
 
17th Angel said:
UGH... I just downed the last of my 2litre Dr pepper... and choked... and now it's coming out my nose... it stings :( aww mang my eyes are watering.... awww that sucks
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You know I didn't know I could get a chuckle out of that when I wasn't even around to see it. Just the fact that you did it is so enjoyable to me, thank you.

I used to always try to time my humor, an unexpected punchline right as I caught someone in mid guzzle. Soda, beer, mixed drinks are excellent for the bubble and the sting but milk has its reward as well.

Is it wrong to enjoy this..I've given it up, I miss it though, is it wrong to be so calculating to actually insitigate it? I've never seen any permanent or even temporary harm...some embarrassment, but they've always beat me for doing it, and added a couple more wacks when I admitted it was intentional...

My worst one was self inflicted. I set someone up I can't remember how, but their shoe dropped exactly when I had just completed a bet that I could eat a tablespoon full of dried crushed red hot peppers. The swallow was halfway down, I guffawed and forced a fleet of pepper flakes up my nose...talk about burn....I was snorting beer through a straw trying to ease the pain...but I won the $5.

Don't try this at home, I'm a trained professional.
 
I was thinking about posting from my universal remote control programming manual, but then I realized that it makes a really good bookmark, so nix on that idea....
 
lol, your welcome..... Yeah, I love getting people to choke and make a nose fountain.. lol. Good stuff. Strange so different yet some things in common.... Anyway... My name is Jimbo Wales and I am the co-founder of Wikipedia.
 
useless Pathless said:
17th Angel said:
Bill said:
Anne Coulter said:
Barbara Walters said:
Malcom X said:
lol, your welcome..... Yeah, I love getting people to choke and make a nose fountain.. lol. Good stuff. Strange so different yet some things in common.... Anyway... My name is Jimbo Wales and I am the co-founder of Wikipedia.
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How does this work again?
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wil you so crazy
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web art my schmart
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I should go join my partner
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she's eating lunch by herself
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Whydja treat Larry so bad, I always thought it was a nose faucet, and I know you'da thunk the search engine woulda been your claim to fame instead of shame....pathless went down the rabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbit hole........................

oh and I'd like to honor all those who have glanced at this thread but decided that it was either not worth their time or beneath them to play in the mud with us...ttttttthhhhhhhhhhhppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttt.

You'll find towels on the hooks on the way out, don't let the screen door......

For all those who decide to become members....when you leave the mud pits and head for the hot springs...hang your old towels by the screen door.
 
Sorry Wil may I hijack your useless thread for a mo.

How do I follow threads I have posted on? Everytime I log on I have to try to remember where I have posted.I know dumb blonde!!
 
At the risk of being useful, I think you can "subscribe" to certain threads in your user CP. That's up in the left-hand corner. On my screen it's currently under "Reply to Thread" and is white font in a grey bar.

Okay. I'm a monkey!!!!

The most read story in Australasia is: Eyes in the sky grow dim

(go ahread, clik on it. Ain't as uzefull as u wanna t'ink.)

Piss,
Pathless


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Speaking of Useless...what does anyone think about President Grant ? His tomb's in New York City I think. An Ohio guy, farmed in Missouri and failed at that, became famous living in Illinois after drinking his way through the civil war and winning by accident. Hmmmmm...wassup with all dat ?

And then there was that James Joyce guy. Boy...was he screwed up !!!! Wrote a whole book about... Useless !!!


flow....:p
 
The clouds... never expect it...
When it rains
But the sea changes color...
But the sea...
Does not change
And so... with the slow... graceful flow...
Of age
I went forth... with an age old...
Desire... to please
On the edge of... seventeen
 
bandwidth: the amount of space deemed necessary for members of a musical ensemble with various instruments to carry out a contractual obligation. For example, a single flutist requires much less space to perform said duty than does Earth, Wind, and Fire.

Source: Debbie's Encyclopedia of Musical Terms
Related Articles: Bandwidth and Related Pay Scales (Major, Minor and Armenian)
 
Flow, I am sorry but I cannot respond to your most recent query. It reeks of usefulness. Just the way things are....nothing personal.....
 
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