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Welcome to the forums, Alex. I hope you enjoy your stay here.
 
I have special powerz like +10 non sequiter and I can shoot fire out of my belly button.
 
Well I get weird comments when I walk around with a bare midriff but then I'll roast some marshmallows with my belly button fire and people are all, "Oh Dauer. Your belly button fire is so cool. Have a free cookie." And then I'm all, "Oh random cookie person, I can't eat gluten." And then they're all, "But you're so awesome. Have a carrot stick." and then I'm all, ":/." And then I eat the carrot stick and burp and it's funny because body functions are funny.

--Dauer
 
dauer said:
Well I get weird comments when I walk around with a bare midriff but then I'll roast some marshmallows with my belly button fire and people are all, "Oh Dauer. Your belly button fire is so cool. Have a free cookie." And then I'm all, "Oh random cookie person, I can't eat gluten." And then they're all, "But you're so awesome. Have a carrot stick." and then I'm all, ":/." And then I eat the carrot stick and burp and it's funny because body functions are funny.

--Dauer
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You need to develop a stand-up comedy routine, D. ;)
 
..staffordshire bull terriers...stone island jackets...

now a swift turnaround to Gaia...

will that be a Gaia, sans, or avec sans gypsies in caravans...?
 
Francis king said:
..staffordshire bull terriers...stone island jackets...

now a swift turnaround to Gaia...

will that be a Gaia, sans, or avec sans gypsies in caravans...?
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What is wrong with staffordshire bull terriers? It is thinking like I think you are thinking which does more harm than good, they are awesome dogs.... It is the handler that can be SOMETIMES Stereotyped... But, I've always seen stereotyping as bad business. :p Please remove any crazy idea you have that Staffords are a "bad breed".... That is why this is one of the most high rates of breed to be dumped in a dog home....... Dogs have feelings too.... Just don't use that blanket chain of thought on any dog....Thanks My Staffys are the most enjoyable creatures I have been around more sadly then most humans, but we'll work on the humans:D They have lightened my heart and brighten my life.. They are always happy such a basic needs dog... It will find excitment and happiness in ANYTHING it does.... It is loyal it is trustworthy and loving.... Can I have permission to still Love, Love and keep my dogs? I never did get taht stone island jacket :p Way too much money for a simple coat... Is there a list? Or a rule book somewhere that says I cannot have these items? Feel free to share the "game plan" then I can do it all by the book ;) I feel you judge too much Francis, chill out some eh? :) Feeeel the Love.

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Welcome to Staffordshire Bull Terrier Fun
A site you may enjoy Francis :D


"twisted words, make the world turn, but it don't turn right!"
 
I am sorry you're having problems with it... :( Anything I can do to help? :D Look at it this way, even if you think I am faking or I am distorted by something else under the influence... Or whatever... Try and look passed that if that is how you feel, and that is totally cool lol... Cause I understand that, just if we look passed that kinda idea, if that is the idea you may have.. Then ask yourself from what I am doing... If it is indeed not totally cereal! What harm is he doing? :\ Sorry about all the hyper stuff.. I have gone crazy for Love.. Now I can vent on blogs, (thanks to Wil) I am not so in everyone's face as much... I shall try to control my feelings ;) Not making any promises though sister!! It's a freaking wild and unpredictable trip!
 
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