Would anyone like to be an ordained minister?

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  1. Quesocoatl

    Quesocoatl R a i n b o w T r i b e

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    I was ordained at a Federal Slaughterhouse by a retired motorcycle gangster
    under affiliation of a sister church to this church, here:

    http://www.ulc.org

    It is a legally recognized church in my state and in many others.
    All faiths are welcome. Even so-called "pagan-oriented" faiths.
    I believe Mick Jagger is a member, in fact. Ordination is free.

    The slaughterhouse was burned to the ground in 2002, incidentally.
     
  2. iBrian

    iBrian Peace, Love and Unity Admin

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    I hear you can also buy online a medical degree, from Oxford University, for just £160. :)
     
  3. bgruagach

    bgruagach eclectic Wiccan

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    And you can buy land on the moon, too.

    There are a few places where the "ordinations" from this particular church are considered valid, but not many.

    (The TV sitcom "Friends" had the character Joey get a ULC ordination so that he could perform the wedding for Chandler and Monica. But don't take that as proof that ULC ordination means anything in New York.)
     
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    Quesocoatl R a i n b o w T r i b e

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    You ain't been to New York until you've been to Deadwood, Cuz.
     

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