I was ordained at a Federal Slaughterhouse by a retired motorcycle gangster under affiliation of a sister church to this church, here: http://www.ulc.org It is a legally recognized church in my state and in many others. All faiths are welcome. Even so-called "pagan-oriented" faiths. I believe Mick Jagger is a member, in fact. Ordination is free. The slaughterhouse was burned to the ground in 2002, incidentally.