A question for Christian women

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  1. voiceofwood

    voiceofwood Interfaith Forums

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    What would Jesus say were you to ask of him, "Does my bum look big in this?
     
  2. rstrats

    rstrats Well-Known Member

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    Whatever He would say, regardless of the consequences, would be His truthfull opinion.
     
  3. Jane-Q

    Jane-Q ...pain...

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    I'm in good physical condition.
    At my age I have to be (and it is something of job-requirement, too).

    So if Jesus showed up in my dressing room, clothing-choices would be the last thing on my mind to question him about!!

    I've always wondered . . .
    If Jesus appeared today, would he be bewildered by our technology-based reality? Or bemused?

    He would certainly find most humans on this planet a lot better behaved than in his day, more caring toward strangers, more sensitive to the weak and powerless.
    But people as also a lot looser in their personal morals, and as less tied to the ritualized rigors of an established faith. No animal sacrifices, no temple to Yahweh, no purity laws.
    Are we living today in "God's Kingdom"?
    Or have we left everything about Jesus' Yahweh far behind?
    Hum. Not sure how Jesus would appraise our modern situation.
    (But god or man, I'm pretty sure he would approve of my bum! ;) )
    Jane.

     
  4. wil

    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    damn sexy reply to nonsensical question

    and not sexy just due to the fantastic bum I know have embedded in my mind....but the concept that YES... with all our issues.the world is a better place
     
  5. Gordian Knot

    Gordian Knot Being Deviant IS My Art.

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    Okay it has been well established that I'm the show-me-the-evidence guy around here. Soooooo. Jane, it seems to me that a picture of said derriere would be appropriate to justify your claim.
     
  6. Gordian Knot

    Gordian Knot Being Deviant IS My Art.

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    As to the original question. I would not assume to have a clue what JC would say to such a question. If, however, I were JC my answer would be something along the lines of the size of your bum is butt vanity (joke intended). People have far more important things to think about. Like their immortal soul!
     
  7. wil

    wil UNeyeR1 Moderator

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    Wanna visit Nevada?

    Do these pants make my butt look fat?

    No, your butt makes those pants look fat.
     

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