Christmas carols you probably won't hear

[Paladin]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ooh look at the Froggy -
can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ...

 

[InLove]

Randolph the Red-gunned cowboy
Had a might shiny gun,
And if you ever saw it,
You'd pick up your feet and run;
All of the other cowboys
Used to laugh and call him names--
They never let poor Randolph
Join in any cowboy games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Randolph, with your gun so bright,
Won't you shoot my wife tonight?"

Then how the cowboys loved him,
As they shouted out with glee--
"Randolph, the red-gunned cowboy,
Hangin' from the highest tree!"

(Just thought I'd get that one in here before we get in trouble.)

InPeace,
InLove

 

[Caimanson]

Paladin, where did you get that list from, atheistanonimous.org?

 

[Paladin]

Naw, my dear ol Dad sent it to me e-mail. Now that he is in his seventies his sense of humor is only getting worse. Seems that is what I have to look forward to when I get to that age.

 

[Snoopy]

Naw, my dear ol Dad sent it to me e-mail. Now that he is in his seventies his sense of humor is only getting worse. Seems that is what I have to look forward to when I get to that age.

Just keep a grip man! I know young whipper-snappers with a completely appalling sense of humour. By that of course I mean I don't think what they think is funny, is funny.

s.

 

[flowperson]

Snoop...You must be an "old fart". I haven't heard a "Gabby Hayes"-ism used so well in the context of ordinary everyday language in a long, long time.

flow....