The Reincarnated Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread

holes in his pockets
coins rolling down the sidewalk
trajectories change

 

trajectories change
weatherman says act of god
hurricane season

 

hurricane season
texas arid drought thirsty
spare a drink irene

 

spare a drink irene
have a laugh at tornados
a duck with a beer

 

a duck with a beer
bottles flying everywhere
the spouse killed the buzz

 

the spouse killed the buzz
jumped over the lazy dog
battles in the bay

 

battles in the bay
oceanic to panic
gulls oblivious

 

gulls oblivious
speaking only in mantras
doves symbolize peace

 

doves symbolize peace
peace, love and chocolate bars
olive branch in beak

 

olive branch in beak
scrumptuous insect in view
peace or belly full?

 

peace or belly full?
paper clips buried in graves
new wireless age

 

a new wireless age
where have the old wires gone to?
life now untangled

 

life now untangled
interviewing for a job
booted and suited

 

booted and suited
cowboys and aliens clash
quantum fandango

 

quantum fandango
on Allah's dance floor, the world.
surprise! you wrote this.

 

surprise! you wrote this.
some beautiful graffiti
lipstick on my car

 

lipstick on my car
phone number keys locked inside
cell phone prisoner

 

cell phone prisoner
desk jock olympian
taxi cab cowboy

 

taxi cab cowboy
human traffic currency
destination now

 

destination now
the hand's quicker than the eye
birthday dumps for you