Old Russian joke
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An old wench waited for two hours to get in a bus. Bus after bus came full and she couldn't squeeze herself in. When she finally managed to crawl in, she wiped her forehead, and said, "Finally, glory to God!"
The driver said, "Mother, you must not say that. You must say 'Glory to comrade Stalin."
"Excuse me, comrade," the woman said. "I'm just a backward old woman. I'll say from now on as you told me."
After a while, she said, "Excuse me, comrade, I am old and stupid. What shall I say if, God forbid, Stalin dies?"
"Oh, mother, then you shall say, "'Glory to God!"
An old wench waited for two hours to get in a bus. Bus after bus came full and she couldn't squeeze herself in. When she finally managed to crawl in, she wiped her forehead, and said, "Finally, glory to God!"
The driver said, "Mother, you must not say that. You must say 'Glory to comrade Stalin."
"Excuse me, comrade," the woman said. "I'm just a backward old woman. I'll say from now on as you told me."
After a while, she said, "Excuse me, comrade, I am old and stupid. What shall I say if, God forbid, Stalin dies?"
"Oh, mother, then you shall say, "'Glory to God!"
two people dye and go to hell
in hell there are two glass pools filled with excrement
in one there is Hitler, up to his nose
in the other there is Stalin up to his elbows
why is Stalin in only to his elbows?-one man asks the other
-because Stalin stands on the shoulders of Lenin!
in hell there are two glass pools filled with excrement
in one there is Hitler, up to his nose
in the other there is Stalin up to his elbows
why is Stalin in only to his elbows?-one man asks the other
-because Stalin stands on the shoulders of Lenin!