*a fluffybutt (aka ) enters the okieinexile "domain", slips in between the human's feet, then plants himself squarely in the best spot, folding his front paws under his buff-colored breast. A cartoon bubble seems to appear above his head: "Anybody tries to move me will die."
*the listens to the human discussions, then, when he understands what's said, adds his opinion in , a mix of Kansas and Oklahoma dialect poking through*