Zen of Farting

Discussion in 'Eastern Religions and Philosophies' started by shawn, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. seattlegal

    seattlegal Why do cows say mu?

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    Hmm, I've heard of methane being used as a "float gas," but I suspect that the levitation you have in mind might be achieved by huffing the methane.

    Followed by the cry, "eureka!?"

    I would suspect that huffing and smoking generally don't mix well...unless your a dragon, or something... :p
     
  2. Dream

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    Moderators, perhaps it would be best to merge this thread with the one called R.I.P. ?
     
  3. DrumR

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    And the mercaptans. Low molecular weight mercaptans tend toward offensive vapours, the odor of a skunk is in large part due to them.
     
  4. Dream

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    Mercaptan, my Captain!
     
  5. DrumR

    DrumR New Member

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    Hmm. Reminds me of Walt Whitman.

    Mecaptain, mercaptain
    the prize we sought is one
    the fart has leveled every wall
    and noone's looking glum.
    A smirk or frown on every face
    where subtle stink has been
    with some a look of innocence
    who are the priests of zen.
     
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