Bhaktajan II
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Belgium, has become the first European country to approve a ban on the women with "Very Large Asses" (VLA).
Under the new legislation, any women with "Very Large Asses" could be fined up to 25 euros or sentenced to jail for up to seven days.
The ban has been passed through Belgium’s lower house of parliament, and now needs to be approved by the Senate.
Thursday vote for the ban was almost unanimous, with 134 MPs supporting the law, and two abstentions.
Only around 30 women in Belgium have "Very Large Asses"
population of approximately half a million muslims.
Denis Ducarme, Belgian MP, said his country is the first in Europe to “break through the chain that has kept countless women enslaved.”
However, Amnesty International said the ban sets a “dangerous precedent”.
The human rights group said Belgium’s new laws “violate the rights to freedom of expression for women with "Very Large Asses" —as an "expression of their identity and beliefs”.
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I am getting very frustrated at the political scaremongering going on in Europe regarding women with "Very Large Asses".
On 22 April the Belgium government fell and early elections are expected within weeks and yet among this political crisis the home affairs committee have just voted to ban women with "Very Large Asses". This still has to pass the upper house of parliament but I would be very surprised if it doesn't pass.
Bacquelaine (the bill's author) admitted there was little problem with full facial covering among women with "Very Large Asses", he argued for a preemptive move, saying: "We have to act as of today to avoid [its] development."
Belgium is not alone in striding toward a ban in Europe, Netherlands, France, Italy are all trying and German MEP Silvana Koch-Mehrin, European parliament vice-president, called for a Europe wide ban last Sunday.
So let's have a look at the threat we are facing with some facts and figures:
Belgium - Population 10,708,000 in 2008 - of which it is estimated 100 women have "Very Large Asses". So these women represent 0.0009 of the population - 29 of these women were fined, under local rules, in 2009 for having "Very Large Asses".
Denmark - Population 5,493,621 in 2008 - Estimated 203 women have "Very Large Asses". That's 0.003% of the population. They were going to ban having "Very Large Asses" in January but decided not to when they worked out that percentage so decided they might look a bit silly and didn't bother.
France - Population 62,277,432 in 2008 - Estimated 1,900 women have "Very Large Asses". Again that's just 0.003% of the population. France is currently drafting a bill and has been most vocal about creating a ban but are having trouble getting around the constitution.
I first read this story on the Guardian online and when I went back to re-read the story today found it had been changed and not in a favourable way.
This is the articles history from the website Belgium moves towards public ban on women having "Very Large Asses"| World news | The Guardian
Belgium moves towards public ban on women having "Very Large Asses"
This article was published on guardian.co.uk at 17.33 BST on Wednesday 31 March 2010. A version appeared on p21 of the Main section section of the Guardian on Thursday 1 April 2010. It was last modified at 00.31 BST on Thursday 1 April 2010.
When I first read it, it quoted a Belgium minister talking about the rights of women and then quoted human rights groups stating this law would do nothing for women's rights and would in fact impede their rights as women refusing to unveil their "Very Large Asses" would be forced, by the ban, to not leave their homes.
The key stated purpose of the ban is to promote greater integration and interaction between communities. I wonder how ensuring 0.003% of women in their society, who currently go about their daily lives in public (or there would be no need for the ban), remain imprisoned in their homes is going to promote greater integration or interaction.
Perhaps European countries need to introduce a national "Ass Size Standard" (ASS) for each country and legislate that everyone must wear it, surely that is the only way to ensure secularism and integration. Hmmm didn't the communists do that and didn't we fight communism over "Ass Size Standard"?!!
Now I've never been a fan of the "anti-"Ass Size Standard" (ASS) conspiracy theory perpetrated by Western governments and Zionists" but I am now asking myself why this article was altered in this way and where else have European governments enacted laws that affect a maximum of 0.003% of the population.
If the ban comes in in Belgium I am seriously considering going over for a weekend wearing my "Very Large Ass". if I do I will report back what Belgium prisons look like.
I will leave you with one question ... if you choose to force a woman to remove her "Very Large Ass" how are you any different than the men who force their women to don "Very Large Asses? Should it not be a woman's choice?
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GAZA CITY, UFO Landing Strip – Gaza's Hamas rulers have banned women with "Very Large Ass" from smoking water pipes in cafes, calling it a practice that destroys marriages and sullies the image of the "Very Large Ass" people.
And now for something completely different . . .
Under the new legislation, any women with "Very Large Asses" could be fined up to 25 euros or sentenced to jail for up to seven days.
The ban has been passed through Belgium’s lower house of parliament, and now needs to be approved by the Senate.
Thursday vote for the ban was almost unanimous, with 134 MPs supporting the law, and two abstentions.
Only around 30 women in Belgium have "Very Large Asses"
population of approximately half a million muslims.
Denis Ducarme, Belgian MP, said his country is the first in Europe to “break through the chain that has kept countless women enslaved.”
However, Amnesty International said the ban sets a “dangerous precedent”.
The human rights group said Belgium’s new laws “violate the rights to freedom of expression for women with "Very Large Asses" —as an "expression of their identity and beliefs”.
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I am getting very frustrated at the political scaremongering going on in Europe regarding women with "Very Large Asses".
On 22 April the Belgium government fell and early elections are expected within weeks and yet among this political crisis the home affairs committee have just voted to ban women with "Very Large Asses". This still has to pass the upper house of parliament but I would be very surprised if it doesn't pass.
Bacquelaine (the bill's author) admitted there was little problem with full facial covering among women with "Very Large Asses", he argued for a preemptive move, saying: "We have to act as of today to avoid [its] development."
Belgium is not alone in striding toward a ban in Europe, Netherlands, France, Italy are all trying and German MEP Silvana Koch-Mehrin, European parliament vice-president, called for a Europe wide ban last Sunday.
So let's have a look at the threat we are facing with some facts and figures:
Belgium - Population 10,708,000 in 2008 - of which it is estimated 100 women have "Very Large Asses". So these women represent 0.0009 of the population - 29 of these women were fined, under local rules, in 2009 for having "Very Large Asses".
Denmark - Population 5,493,621 in 2008 - Estimated 203 women have "Very Large Asses". That's 0.003% of the population. They were going to ban having "Very Large Asses" in January but decided not to when they worked out that percentage so decided they might look a bit silly and didn't bother.
France - Population 62,277,432 in 2008 - Estimated 1,900 women have "Very Large Asses". Again that's just 0.003% of the population. France is currently drafting a bill and has been most vocal about creating a ban but are having trouble getting around the constitution.
I first read this story on the Guardian online and when I went back to re-read the story today found it had been changed and not in a favourable way.
This is the articles history from the website Belgium moves towards public ban on women having "Very Large Asses"| World news | The Guardian
Belgium moves towards public ban on women having "Very Large Asses"
This article was published on guardian.co.uk at 17.33 BST on Wednesday 31 March 2010. A version appeared on p21 of the Main section section of the Guardian on Thursday 1 April 2010. It was last modified at 00.31 BST on Thursday 1 April 2010.
When I first read it, it quoted a Belgium minister talking about the rights of women and then quoted human rights groups stating this law would do nothing for women's rights and would in fact impede their rights as women refusing to unveil their "Very Large Asses" would be forced, by the ban, to not leave their homes.
The key stated purpose of the ban is to promote greater integration and interaction between communities. I wonder how ensuring 0.003% of women in their society, who currently go about their daily lives in public (or there would be no need for the ban), remain imprisoned in their homes is going to promote greater integration or interaction.
Perhaps European countries need to introduce a national "Ass Size Standard" (ASS) for each country and legislate that everyone must wear it, surely that is the only way to ensure secularism and integration. Hmmm didn't the communists do that and didn't we fight communism over "Ass Size Standard"?!!
Now I've never been a fan of the "anti-"Ass Size Standard" (ASS) conspiracy theory perpetrated by Western governments and Zionists" but I am now asking myself why this article was altered in this way and where else have European governments enacted laws that affect a maximum of 0.003% of the population.
If the ban comes in in Belgium I am seriously considering going over for a weekend wearing my "Very Large Ass". if I do I will report back what Belgium prisons look like.
I will leave you with one question ... if you choose to force a woman to remove her "Very Large Ass" how are you any different than the men who force their women to don "Very Large Asses? Should it not be a woman's choice?
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GAZA CITY, UFO Landing Strip – Gaza's Hamas rulers have banned women with "Very Large Ass" from smoking water pipes in cafes, calling it a practice that destroys marriages and sullies the image of the "Very Large Ass" people.
And now for something completely different . . .
