Your Daily Rant

To Whom it May Concern,

If you order something, check it before you leave the counter! Especially if you have a medical condition that prohibits certain seasonings! Once you take a bite, the item must be tossed out! It's a Health Department regulation!

To Whom it May Concern #2,

You don't need to order the exact same item that I do! There are/were other items on the menu that are vegetarian, plus you don't have the dietary restrictions that I do!

To Whom it May Concern #3,

Your "little pwecious" didn't start screaming until I had to leave my blood draw. I kept their mind off of their blood tests by just talking about other things, keeping their mind off of what was going on. You had to return "little pwecious"'s mind to the "nasty needle"! I'm a "veteran" of blood draws/other tests, and I can scream/get combative with the best of them! If you don't want to traumatize your kids for the rest of their lives, back off!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

If you have more than three food assistance cards in your possession, separate them from each other and write the PINs on colour-coded Post-It Notes. It shouldn't take you over a quarter of an hour to find the correct PIN, especially when there's over $100(US) worth of food that had to be put back on the shelves because you didn't have the funds otherwise, plus you held up the line! At least the firefighters went to the self-serve checkout lanes (otherwise another station would've had to answer a tone!)

To Whom it May Concern #2,

If you cannot find your bus pass/funds on your "smart phone", wait for the next/one of the following busses to get on! The public transit lines have on every bus and almost every shelter signs that ask you to have the correct fare ready before getting on the desired bus! It's one reason fares have gone up (people getting on without paying!) If you don't like it, walk!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

If management is busy with another neighbour, there are other thing to do until everything's clear. Would you interrupt an EMT that's working on your elderly friend, just for a hangnail?

To Whom it May Concern #2,

There are rules about where you can talk about your favourite candidate, and none are ten feet from the polls! (I apologize for the mildly political rant here.) Next time, I'm going to bring Tomodachi with me! (He's about as long as a three-year-old is tall, plus he's got his full armament!) Oh, and it's not my fault you forgot to bring your valid ID...

To Whom it May Concern #3,

How does one mute projectile vomiting? I'm just curious...

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom it May Concern,

If an EMT comes in wearing a medical boot, notice it, then keep all questions about it to yourself. His medical history is none of your d@mn business!

To Whom it May Concern #2,

My question about lithium battery fires was rather important due to the fact that pretty much everyone here has some device that uses them, ranging from cell phones to electric wheelchairs (if not larger.) Management needed to know the information provided, moreso than your yeast infection!

To Whom it May Concern #3,

The last sweet bun in the vending machine got caught on another product, costing me a dollar and seventy-five cents. I had to spend the extra because the original purchase got tangled up in the same d@mn product! I can't eat the third product due to the fact that it contains undefined gelatin (I kinda enjoy breathing...) plus that product costs close to four dollars American, the most expensive item in the machine!

Mother Nature,

You know where this kvetch is going!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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