The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

catching us in nets

like Wynken, Blinken, and Nod--

those fishermen three
Those netters. Pure loons.
Pink arse scratching big baboons
Bastards ate my prunes.
For a pruneless man?
There be no fruit in the can?
Well what about spam!!
Long division sucks
One, two, three, four, five, six, sev....
Half way to heaven!
lies pure paradise
paradise is never pure
there's no fun in pure